I am not a particularly sensible person.
Vilnius, Lithuania
Joined November 2018
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It has also just dawned on me that I am pretty much obligated to drink solidly from now until January 8th. Christmas Eve/Christmas Day (UK) - Новый Год/New Year (RU/LT) -> Orthodox Christmas (RU). Fuck.
Bar's open again. Just spent a load of money on books about the #Romanov dynasty. That should see me from Boxing Day until I am around 37.
I swear to fuck, the next clueless cunt who sends me a Microsoft Word document with TRACK CHANGES is getting sent to Siberia.
Ohhh, @MedvedevRussiaE, I have spent an hour watching your speech on первый канал. It makes me sad to see that you have a liberal heart but are in the throes of richness. You'd have been a super president as an independent.
Lithuanian social media '#influencers' - please stop taking #Instagram story videos of you #driving or sitting in your car at traffic lights. It both monumentally fucking #dangerous and monumentally fucking stupid.
George East retweeted
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, guys! I’ve got my £10 DWP Christmas bonus! As I’m sober this year, disappointed to not be able to do my usual political protest of spending it on wine. I’ll spend it on fags.
I have once again drank chicken broth for the third day in succession out of choice and not poverty. I feel that my self-slide towards eating šaltiena is now unstoppable.
Nu. This makes me feel great about the bucket of ham hock and potato stew I just ate for lunch. That said, it is -4.
Literally I proposed to him listening to The Chain by @fleetwoodmac. @NeilFinn and he said "yes, you silly fat bastard, of course" :D
I wasn't too keen on the 'new' Lindsey Buckinghamless #FleetwoodMac to start with, but @NeilFinn looks to be loving life up there with my favourite band. I can't help but enjoy that. #VO! 👍
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This Russian cop show on Netflix is fantastic. The main character, of course played by Konstantin Khabensky, looks liked a pissed up Jeremy Corbyn. – at Vilnius, Lithuania
OLD PEOPLE OF #LITHUANIA who are nostalgic about the USSR! Re-live the years of #perestroika by going to #Lidl in #Žirmūnai to stand in a queue for hours to buy shit quality food. – at Vilnius, Lithuania
