@TheTimDurham

Delightful. @AskOffTrack. I wrote a kids book that's not for kids.

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Joined June 2009
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Outside of Indiana, a severe lack of imagination in names
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I know I’m biased on this, but Indiana’s gotta be number one, right? That’s a banger flag
American Nostalgia
@AmericanNstlgOct 21
Which State has the best flag? Be honest.
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Arizona’s cool, Colorado’s cool, but some of these other states aren’t even trying. Way too many crests with too much going on. Alabama’s flag looks like it’s telling you where on the map you shouldn’t go. Indiana’s at least top 3
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Stephanie Graves@stephgraves15Oct 20
Replying to @AskOffTrack
@AskOffTrack I agree with @TheTimDurham and @AlexanderRossi @Hinchtown definitely agreed to the shot of Malört
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"Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?" "No- wait, Dracula?" "Yes!" "You're vampires?" "Yes. We have pamphlets." "Vampires have missionaries?" "Where else would new vampires come from?" "I assumed you bit people." "There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?"
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Currently trying to talk the girlfriend into the weirdest double feature ever
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Good pitch.
Cody Clarke / Kill The Lion Films
@codyclarkeOct 15
they should do an air bud-style hockey movie where jason from friday the 13th becomes a goalie on a college team and he's really good—downside is that when he's not playing he's killing a lot of the kids at the school
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Yes it is
Greensboro Police Department
@GSO_PoliceOct 14
“Raise hell. Praise Dale” is not an appropriate response when we ask you why you were speeding.
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The news is getting a little too exposition-y
CNN
@CNNOct 4
Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a suspected dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died. cnn.it/3Ubwb4F
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An alarming amount of my mental well being is tied up in this new Mummy movie being good
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This take is both brave and correct. In-N-Out burgers are fine and their fries are garbage. Not worth the hype or absurdly long wait time
nascarcasm
@nascarcasmOct 2
I'm sorry NASCAR industry but In-N-Out is like a hitter with a .175 batting average that some people think should be MVP
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french is a fundamentally unserious language
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I was just thinking that I should make a map to track all of the different places Off Track’s been recorded from (us and guests), then I remembered we interviewed astronauts from space, which would be hard to put on a map @Hinchtown @AlexanderRossi @IndiraFeustel @Astro_Feustel
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Tim Durham retweeted
TrivWorks@TrivWorksSep 23
Boarding a plane shortly. The pilot’s never flown before, but he’s an outsider who tells it like it is, and it’s time for a change
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I lost my thesaurus and I'm gutted. Totally gutted, absolutely gutted.
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Is there any other actor as universally loved as Michael J Fox? What a deserving recipient for this award! #Emmys
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Tim Durham retweeted
Scott McKain
@scottmckainSep 13
I really think the podcast drove this — @TheTimDurham
Alexander Rossi
@AlexanderRossiSep 12
Up 57% from 2024 is unreal. Thank you @FOXSports @IndyCarOnFOX
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The premise is they are the Muppets and they have a show
DiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmSep 10
There are currently no active conversations for a full ‘MUPPET SHOW’ series revival. Disney, The Muppets Studio and Point Grey Pictures have had difficulties with deciding on a premise for the series that they can all agree on. (Source: Deadline)
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LilHumansBigImpact
@BigImpactHumansSep 7
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.
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