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I’m a shell of my former self.

Joined June 2024
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people complaining about this but the solution is really simple farm real currency IRL (DoorDash, trading, steal from your grandma etc) and then pay a Chinese nigga Ethereum for gold done
Quests at level 60 give no gold and according to Jokerd, this is an intentional change. #Forever #Warcraft wowhead.com/news/quests-give…
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the best way to know if you're in a good coin is seeing who's holding it on Pumpfun I'm quite convinced this will give you more insights than any other trading app given how strong the social graph has become over the past few months
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Mr. Turtle retweeted
Some of the best callers on the Pumpfun app rarely touch microcaps Diamond, the latest algorithm addition in Callout Rewards, aims to reward traders of higher market cap coins, higher quality coins, and those who hold good tokens for sustained periods. Although the truth is, there is no such thing as a perfect callout. Callouts on low market cap coins can achieve the 1000x's our ecosystem is known for, but they're volatile and not suitable for everybody. On the other hand, higher market cap callouts are the ones that create massive wealth effects for thousands of people at once - the exact runs which we want to see more of. The overarching goal of Callout Rewards is to reward ANYONE who brings good plays to their followers. So, in order to reward both types of callers, the Diamond algorithm will continue to iterate with a huge emphasis on QUALITY. If you're a whale, EVM or perps trader, come over to the Pumpfun app and let us reward you for what you do every single day. Much more to come.
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what should I buy with this $262
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how much money do these people even make after paying for gas and taxes + fees on their sale
Hey @BestBuy, what an absolute disaster. I waited 2 hours before opening with ~30 people ahead of me. Then HUNDREDS emerged from their cars to “join friends” in line. 4 hours wasted. No Pokémon 30th Anniversary products. Just a booster bundle and a few packs. To top it off, I left my chair behind. Your customer service says I need to DRIVE AN HOUR BACK just to find out if it's there. Apparently nobody can call the store. Meanwhile, @GameStop uses preorders and organized systems instead of turning releases into a free-for-all. Give people numbers. Enforce the line. Respect customers' time. I'm curious: Was anyone else's Pokémon release this poorly managed, or did I just find the worst Best Buy experience imaginable?
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Pokemon card scalpers are not human beings
A man has been arrested after leaving his 6-year-old daughter sleeping outside a store to hold his place in line for Pokemon cards Police say he gave her a pillow and blanket before going home, leaving her alone for around an hour
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Sold too early cause I thought it was actually over, but it’s cool seeing a grassroots meme movement take off. Almost reminds me of how things were back in 2024. Hopefully we see more of these kind of memes going forward.
Pretty sure this is AI
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reminder: I have never said the nword. I have never traded a single crypto coin. I respect women and minorities.
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I left OGCALLERS to join TheTittyCabal, did I fumble???
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mass deportations for all undocumented gnomes
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ABANDON YOUR COINS! ABANDON YOUR STOCKS! LIQUIDATE YOUR PORTFOLIOS!
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market gotta be bottomed
You have to be able to give up who you are to be who you want to be.
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Mr. Turtle retweeted
I'm highly confident no one takes crosschain more seriously than us: we've added a new chain to the Pumpfun app almost every day recently. AND almost all of the new chains we've added come with limit orders from the getgo. The Pumpfun app is undoubtedly the best crosschain trading platform.
Avalanche tokens are now live on the Pumpfun app! Discover and trade new & existing tokens from the Avalanche ecosystem with no bridging required & the cheapest crosschain fees. Welcome to the Pumpfun app, @avax
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size tung son or black bull daughter
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ohhhh looks like Alon gave me a little treat before wow forever launches haha
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bread and circus tonight (WoW Forever launch and DoorDash)
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early morning russian hockey haha
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UTAH MAMMOTH BY A BILLION
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not a billion I but still needed a W after yesterday
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time to troon out
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my response to all the ballot cattle saying they voted
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