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I'm not perfect, I'm only human. Tweeting the things that are so damn true in 140 characters or less.

New York
Joined March 2012
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It's Been A While Since I Been On Here , But I Gotta Get My Followers Up !
I think @_MAXWELL_ is the best singer on this planet!
Let's See If She Makes A Move :)
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Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.
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Damn, bitch. Replace your chap stick with a glue stick and STFU.
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I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 6 fucking years ago.
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I'm STD free🔥. How many of y'all can retweet that 😳????!
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THAT ONE PERSON whose presence just instantaneously pisses you off.
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Suicide is stupid? You wanna know what is stupid? Hurting someone so much emotionally, that they think suicide is the only answer
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I live in a town everyone claims to hate, yet they never leave.
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You know you're lazy when you get excited about canceled plans.
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I need a 6 month vacation, twice a year.
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F is for friends who do stuff without you.
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I don't give a shit how old I am, I will see Finding Dory.
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My level of sarcasm is to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.
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My room only stays clean until the next time I get ready.
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R.I.P. to the hoes dying for attention.
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