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Does anyone know how a 43 year-old female can reliably inform their social media that they really, really do not care about sourdough?

Reasons I don't shop at Asda... I mean, I should have checked, but come on, why is bacon still on display when it's already 4 days out of date?

Tough to describe how jealous I am of people who got Oasis tickets. Lucky that I got to see them 2p years ago, forever a joy, never forget that night ❤️ Live Forever ❤️

Sometimes, I like to try and convince myself that the dog loves me the most 'cos, even when I'm drinking wine, he's with me and not his dad. In reality, I think he just loves the sofa and blankets.

Changed the winter duvet out for the summer one a week ago. Have regretted this 5 mornings out of 7 so far.

Shut up and take my money. What a series. #BlackMirror #shutupanddance #bernies #barnies #charliebrooker

These days I only really use twitter for checking in on Trump and Musk, to see what atrocities they've committed that day. My feed is now so right-wing that when I open it up, I sometimes feel sick.

Got banned from the Yorkshire Terrier loversngroup on Facebook for telling a lady to take her dog to the vets because it's sick.

What channel are we all watching for the all nighter? #allnighter #upallnight #GeneralElection2024 #generalelection

Ahahhahaha #thingscanonlygetbetter