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$999 might sound like a lot for a fully custom fit wheelchair. But it's 80% cheaper than it used to be. Iykyk.
This whole dog and pony show is to keep HW4 owners from remembering they haven't had a significant FSD software update in the past 4 years.
¡SQUIRREL!
Why do i gotta buy a piss yellow geolocked 2 seater when our own Teslas were supposed to be unsupervised 8 years ago @elonmusk ?
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What if putting reality television actors in charge of the federal government was a mistake?
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The United States has become a case study in what happens when people elevate unserious clowns to serious positions.
- Mandatory $3600/year subscription.
- doesn't include insurance
- can't rent it out
- only works in small sections of a few cities in Florida and Texas.
Tesla could just put a steering wheel back on and sell 50,000 of these without a subscription easy.
But nope. Gotta sell 2 of them instead for the $TSLA performance value.
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Tesla: "Alright that'll be $29,990. Will that be credit card or check?"
You: "Card. Ohh I'm excited!"
Tesla: "Would you like to get the Autonomy Subscription with that?"
You: "What is that?"
Tesla: "That's so that it can operate."
You: "Uhhhh it sounds like I need it, yes. How much is it?"
Tesla: "Only $299 every single month."
You: "... wha... what? Does it include insurance?"
Tesla: "No. Insurance is not included."
You: "Does it include charging?"
Tesla: "No. Charging is not included."
You: "I guess the $299/month will pay for itself at least."
Tesla: "You can't make money with it, that's specifically against the rules. It's only for personal use."
You: "Alright, well... I guess I can budget $299/month every month..."
Tesla: "The price can change. We'll give you a whole one month of notice if it does."
You: "Ummm... ok... well at least I can go on road trips!"
Tesla: "It only works in a few select locations for now."
This is all true btw: tesla.com/configurator/api/v…
how many more innocent vehicles need to die for the cybercab to live?😢
Tesla kills $41,990 Model Y AWD: all-wheel drive now costs $8,000 more electrek.co/2026/11/13/tesla… by @fredlambert
Sexual Predators Unite!
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Waymo is transparent, allowing us to see any problems.
Tesla is opaque, deliberately so, with fantastic marketing claims while hiding the data.
Therefore, we know Tesla is lying, even if we don't know exactly what they are covering up.
If Tesla's data supported their claims, they'd simply show us the data.
5 million miles with zero fatalities is not evidence of anything. 5 million miles with zero injuries is weak evidence of something.
Understanding the difference is most of what you need to read autonomous vehicle safety claims.
Tesla says its robotaxi fleet now runs 24/7 across eight cities & has passed 5 million autonomous miles with zero injuries, zero airbag deployments & no pedestrians or cyclists struck.
Start with base rates. NHTSA's 2024 figures: 1.19 fatalities and 74 people injured per 100 million vehicle miles travelled.
Scale those down to 5 million miles. You'd expect roughly 3.7 injuries & roughly 0.06 fatalities.
Which makes the fatality claim empty.
If these cars were exactly as dangerous as the average American driver, the chance of seeing zero deaths across 5 million miles is about 94%. You'd almost certainly see zero either way.
To expect even one fatality at the human rate you need around 84 million miles. Tesla has about 6% of that.
The injury claim is genuinely different. Expecting 3.7 & observing zero carries a probability near 2.5% if the fleet were merely average. That's a real signal. Not proof, but not nothing.
Except the comparison population is wrong.
That 74-per-hundred-million figure covers every mile Americans drive. Rural two-lane roads after dark. Highway speeds. Ice. Drunk drivers, exhausted drivers, seventeen-year-olds, cars with bald tyres and no automatic braking.
Tesla's robotaxis drive inside geofenced urban areas in Texas & Florida, in new vehicles, on mapped roads, in mostly benign weather. Not the same risk population & urban low-speed miles are considerably safer per mile than the national blend.
This is solvable & Waymo actually solved it. Their published safety work constructs benchmark rates specific to the areas & road types they actually operate in rather than leaning on the national average. More work, smaller headline numbers.
There's a second gap. Tesla hasn't said what share of those 5 million miles were genuinely unsupervised.
The Bay Area service still runs with safety drivers & Austin's unsupervised rollout has been described as limited. A safety monitor who intervenes before an incident doesn't produce an incident, so supervised & unsupervised miles aren't interchangeable units in a safety denominator.
NHTSA opened an investigation in June 2025 after documented wrong-side driving, phantom braking & drop-offs in intersections. None of it produced injuries. All of it is the kind of event that produces injuries on a different roll of the dice.
None of which says these cars are unsafe. They may well be meaningfully safer than human drivers & Waymo's much larger dataset suggests that's achievable.
It says 5 million miles is early. Rare events need long denominators & the honest version of this announcement is that the fleet hasn't driven far enough yet for the headline to mean what it sounds like.
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$RIVN just named MotorTrend SUV of the year.. not only the best EV by a large margin, but the best SUV on the market. I'm excited for the future of this company, can't wait for FSD to release in December for my R1S. Bullish
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A humpback whale has been spotted in the Hudson River for the first time in six years.
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Abdul El-Sayed, “We don’t live in capitalism. We live in corporate socialism. If you’re a corporation, you can buy a politician to get that politician to rig the system for you..."
Instead of a stupid arch, trump should slap his name on a bullet train from LA to NYC.
Then *everyone* would have to ride the Trump Train.
He would own the libs so hard if he did that. Those libs would cry so many tears. #MAGA
Ohhh so @nickshirleyy is the fraud. That tracks.
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Speaker of the House crashing out when asked about our new EFTA-II bill that will allow State Attorneys General to prosecute Epstein’s coconspirators, give survivors access to their files, and force the DOJ to release files they’re illegally withholding.
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This is a message for @realDonaldTrump.
Donald, this is on the table. Guarantee healthcare for every American, from cradle to grave.
A good time to point out that Nick Shirley has not personally uncovered or established any independent, convictable fraud cases in all his time as a "journalist".
Dudes a pawn.
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BREAKING: I just moved to subpoena the classified Volume II of Jack Smith’s report.
Republicans BLOCKED it. They won’t be able to, come January.
The truth will come out.






























