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Future comic book villain.

Joined April 2009
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Imma tell y’all what’s funny. Trying to be an informed American citizen while running into paywalls on any credible online news source.
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Although T-shirt sales have concluded for the #Dusick800, you can still be a part of this great event by donating. All donations benefit @IKnowDaveDusick and Riley Children’s Hospital 🍻 BeerForCharity.com | #ItsForTheKids
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*New Merch Alert* We now have #Dusick800 shirts and coozies available at BeerForCharity.com. All proceeds from sales benefit the @IKnowDaveDusick Foundation so grab yours today.
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To those who haven’t picked up their BFC/PPM hooded shirt yet, you have until next Sunday (11/14) to get your order in. After sales conclude, shirts will be printed & shipped. You can order yours at BeerForCharity.com. All proceeds go to the Lymphoma Research Foundation.
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For a limited time only, we will have @BeerForCharity/@parker_pm9 hoodies available. As you may be aware, our friend Parker was recently diagnosed with lymphoma. The proceeds from sales will be donated to the Lymphoma Research Foundation.
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Want to sponsor a beer(s) in this years #Dusick800? Follow the link 👇🏼 beerforcharity.com/beer-spon…
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Our live broadcast schedule for the @bobolinkliquor #Dusick750 Morning Show Sat, Jan 16 - 10am EST Sun, Jan 17 - 10am EST You can tune into the show at the following links on Saturday & Sunday twitch.tv/thetunacan79 YouTube.com/elbowsuptv
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Shelby Armstrong retweeted
That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
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Breaking: Taco Bell has removed their entire menu and replaced it with kicking you in the dick and putting a DUI checkpoint in their drive-thru lane.
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Shelby Armstrong retweeted
You’re telling me Hazel nut in this coffee?
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Loved ones wanting to reunite after paying for quarantine and testing are NOT tourists. We may not be international students but we can still contribute to the Australian economy. @ScottMorrisonMP @PeterDutton_MP @GregHuntMP @abcnews @7NewsAustralia @9NewsAUS #LoveIsNotTourism
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I’m at a loss. No words. I’ve been part of two big families with Grant Imahara over the last 22 years. Grant was a truly brilliant engineer, artist and performer, but also just such a generous, easygoing, and gentle PERSON. Working with Grant was so much fun. I’ll miss my friend.
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*strolling through the autonomous zone* FRASIER (reading graffiti): acab? NILES: a cabernet sounds lovely
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in hindsight I can't help but feel it was a mistake for democrats to nominate the crime bill/mass incarceration guy
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This is the first time in human history @NASA_Astronauts have entered the @Space_Station from a commercially-made spacecraft. @AstroBehnken and @Astro_Doug have finally arrived to the orbiting laboratory in @SpaceX's Dragon Endeavour spacecraft.
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They’re in! #LaunchAmerica
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✔️ Strapped in ✔️ Ready for the ride #LaunchAmerica
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Feels like we are all in prison but the prison in Goodfellas where you can still make pasta
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Carole Baskin murdered Jeffrey Epstein.
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Just finished making the Apollo 13 air scrubber adapter with Amy.
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