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stevie

@0ldestenemy

29 / zie/hirs / sell me your soul for a nickel posting whatever i want forever basically. rowan eide / exodus d’atura tia / lamia

 perpetual state of wizard hell
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i genuinely don’t know how there are real people on wattpad and ffn who favorite and comment on the fanfiction i wrote in 2011 about the 1987 camp horror film the lost boys
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people will get back with their toxic exes hundreds of times but won't give the orange fanfic app another chance
dea 𓆈 (@ch8rileon) profile picturedea 𓆈@ch8rileonOct 29
im not that desperate
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Ao3 discourse reminding me that it is VERY funny that fanart is treated as proof of skill for portfolios or a legitimate source of income (patreon/artist alley) but fan writers are all supposed to be possessed by Marx because 20 years ago Anne Rice was in possession of nukes
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Yearly reminder to check your children's candy tonight! You never know what could be in there!
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They lowkey built this game AROUND this cutscene
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Bri@wordsandsenseOct 30
it's peak comedy watching newer Ao3 users discover stuff like "FFN regularly purged explicit fics & banned RPF back in 2002," "other sites have dogshit search capability," "Ao3's average fic quality is higher than elsewhere" & other reasons everyone moved there in the first place
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rowan getting a new canon class
FINAL FANTASY XIV (@FF_XIV_EN) profile pictureFINAL FANTASY XIV
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🏹 New Ranged DPS: Zephyr 🪽 Fell your quarry through a combination of crossbow shots and support from an avian familiar! youtu.be/qX5jtcXjmts
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missing my guy that misses his guys
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EMET SELCH NENDOROID OMG 😭 The sample will be displayed at FFIXV FanFest this weekend!
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i wanted to repost this twice ohhhhhhhh claude 3h my beloved.
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泥泞 #クロレス
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rowan has an extensive garden at home of medicinal and poisonous herbs d’atura grows anything that thrives easily and is raw snackable.
Ikumi Yamoshi 📚Wolqotd Enthusiast📚Also on🦋☁️ (@MOONPETALS_) profile pictureIkumi Yamoshi 📚Wolqotd Enthusiast📚Also on🦋☁️@MOONPETALS_Oct 30
#wolqotd / #wolquestion Does your wol / oc keep any plants or grow any vegetables?
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Emet's speech before aumarot:
krill (@krillorio) profile picturekrill@krillorioOct 30
explain how the sundering was bad without moralfagging
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it’s cold in ishgard but at least the fire is warm...
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interaction that arose out of a convo with my husband about my birthday trip next year: me: …what do you think i look for in a person??? him: MAN I DONT KNOW, tall???? spiders ????
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AO3 IS RUN BY VOLUNTEERS they do not get paid for any of this. be kind, patient, and respectful to the volunteers who work hard to keep ao3 running, fight against censorship, and protect writers, fanfics, and people’s rights/freedom to write whatever they want, however they want
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wym ao3 down for an estimated FOUR WEEKS who killed my fucking wife
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lower left eyelid twitching like crazy i need my supervisor to show up so i can GO HOME
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my mother texting me to ask what my middle name is ma’am i changed my name 4 years ago and you NEVER ASKED?
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