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San Marcos, TX
Joined December 2012
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Austin, TX
welcome to my asian-mexican fusion restaurant where we only serve kimchi carne asada fries and birria ramen and every dish is like $25 no drink included btw
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Sometimes I remember Ken Paxton didn’t take seventh-grade Texas history because he’s not from here. Like when he announced he’d conclude his “Come and Take It” tour at the Alamo, a place where the Mexican army did, in fact, come and take it.
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Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman
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(Three 6 Mafia voice) Sippin’ on some Squidward
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I’ve died on hills you wouldn’t piss on
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This castrol edge 5w-20 ain’t gonna drink itself
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Ted Cruz refuses to disavow being the Zodiac killer.
🤦‍♂️ El Sayed refuses to disavow Muslim Brotherhood terrorists.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
When asked if he will disavow The Muslim Brotherhood, El-Sayed replied "Sure, yes, absolutely" x.com/AbdulElSayed/s…
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bro I can tell ur on cigarettes
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still hits like crack all these years later
Finally found the OG video 😂😂
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Porsche did that decades ago. Come up with a new idea #unimpressed
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Elon has unveiled self-jingling keys.
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My take on the new Tesla roadster is that not enough data centers have been bombed in Russia The TL is insufferable
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That new Tesla is cool and all but I’ve seen Nissan Altimas in the wild do way crazier stuff.
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Amazing things are happening in the car industry
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They are awaiting the return of their wayward king, who has been idling in the US Senate since 1985
Giant tortoise population thriving as survey discovers 180,000 on one island trib.al/1DYnmx0
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Every new picture I see from the oval office just looks like this
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Distance from Texas, measured in Texases
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Arachnophobia is stupid, just let spiders get married
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Shits gone too far.
Restaurants are warning that Trump's tariffs on tomatoes could end free chips and salsa.
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