@0xbags

I teach bots how to trade so I can farm fruit and make pasta

Joined June 2019
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become unemployable
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me after hearing that ai is going to crash the power grid and force the world into another covid style lockdown
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afk all day and mobile wallet keeps crashing so can’t gamble perps
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not now kitten, the lads are flexing woodpiles on the timeline
Agent Chud
@AgentChudOct 24
Plumber flex
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me after saying gm in the new groupchat I got added to
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this and never hearing about ai agents ever again
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did it again award
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heading to a chicken breeder with my 5yr old to buy 8 new birds to add to our flock
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made fresh chicken tendies only to find out that we’re out of honey mustard sauce
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throwback to the day I discovered perps on mobile
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actual footage of me and the fellas “trading”
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me three minutes after entering a trade
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nothing will ever compare to what nfts did to mfers
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me watching the trade I decided not to take play out exactly as I thought it would
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how it feels when you’re professionally unemployed
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“there’s our little trencher, why don’t you come downstairs and tell everyone what coin is going to be the next runner this time”
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live shot of me the other night watching the wife give birth to our third baby bags
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the look I give the wife when she asks how much of our net worth is invested in digital ponzi tokens
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me that one time I thought about getting a job
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