Tops🐐

Seasonality charts are horoscopes for guys with leverage BTC opened Uptober at $83.6k and it's $77.5k on the last day. Timeline's already posting Moonvember averages +35%

Lazarus stole $6.3B and still paperhanded the $PEPE bottom They dumped 7.77T at 0.0000041 last night. It's 0.0000053 this morning. The guy who turned 0.125 ETH into 5.9T PEPE bought the minute they finished If you sold with them you got outtraded by a stolen wallet

"the smart contract was never touched" is the new funds are safu

Druckenmiller loves saying the obvious is obviously wrong First post of his life on X and it's backing the guys taking Hyperliquid perps to the US. $HYPE +13% to $91 this morning Whole TL is long now. I'm taking the man over his own quote

Guy turned $38 into $12.9M on a memecoin i've done that exact trade, just backwards

You read that 97% of pumpfun traders lose money and your first thought was less competition

Told my parents i'd retire them this cycle they'd settle for the car money back

Nobody's accusing my pumpfun squad of bundling you'd have to be winning for that

You complain the ceilings got lower like you've ever sold near one

I begged you to buy every coin i aped this year luckily nobody listened

Arthur's next essay is gonna tell us to buy the exact 22M he sold today and i'm gonna read all of it

Getting hacked right after bubblemaps checks your pnl is crazy timing

Even a16z quit crypto before me they get a rebrand. i get the bags

$UBIK mode #̢̛ͥ̀̽̽ͨ̌̓͆̇̀̽ͦͨͫͯ̏̎̇̈̚͜҉̕͢͏͡҉̸̶̛͢͡҉̵̨̭̳̘̹̫͔͖̜̠͖̫̲̖̱̤̻̖͉͢͞͡ͅͅ͏̸̷̢͑̊̀̐ͣͭͭ̉͂ͨ̽͒̊̎͛ͪ̊̎ͩͧ̀͝͠͠͏̸̵̵̷̵

you aped $KIMCHI and one wallet is still sitting on 75% of the supply hope he likes you

Quit memecoins cause it's basically gambling still no Rolex from the pumpfun packs. guess i need more followers

Counted 22 accounts posting Yokai Cat copypasta this morning every single one warning me about fake accounts

Calling it. Tomorrow's a nothing day and every BLACK MONDAY thread gets deleted by tuesday

Pretty sure i've paid dexscreener more than i've ever made trading on it

You call it skill when you hit and a cabal when you don't