AI engineer and editor. I'm a quality control and systems specialist, and I study human behavior and how people think.

Joined January 2024
I've gotten several messages from people asking if I'm ok because I haven't posted much. ✨ I promise you, I'm doing amazing. 🩷 I'm showing my face and going public on TikTok: @goodluckcara where I discuss angels, lipedema, and healing, and I'm connecting with spiritual baddies. X is great for talking about Kaspa and crypto, but I'm really focused on spiritual aspects in my life and building a community where I can speak openly and freely. I find that easier to do on TikTok than X. I'm not gone from here. I'm just finding my groove on another platform. But I'm better than ever and am moving into the best chapter of my life. Feel free to follow me on there and connect!
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Replying to @claudeai
Who the fuck reads 60+ books about Claude? Patriola.com
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Replying to @Seb28_7
I see you too, Seb!
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1,168 pages are now on KaspaFAQ.com Ask a question. Learn and discover more about Kaspa, the fastest proof-of-work crypto in the world. #Kaspa #FrequentlyAskedQuestions
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Replying to @Kas_Ranks
I don't know if I did it right. I saw two wallet addresses. I paid 3 KAS to the one on the right. Got error. Says one transaction exists? Please put instructions on this page. I copied the address under the hash and sent 3 KAS after uploading my PDF.
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Listen to "LIKE" audiobook sample (Chapter 1). Get paid to retweet this. Become an affiliate at CaraJade.com and get paid in Kaspa with 50% commission (instant with my Affiliate Program's built-in @Kasplex smart contract) on each Kaspa sale of my ebook and audiobook! This audiobook will be listed at retailers, libraries, and other distributors in 20-30 days. It's available NOW on CaraJade.com! #scifi #cyberpunk #technothriller #dystopian #fiction #bookaddict
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I don't even know how to say this. 11 years of my life went into this novel. I rewrote every chapter more times than I can count. I invented words when English ran out. I almost quit twice. But it's done. It's real. Get your copy here: LIKE — carajade.com You can hold it in your hands (paperback, hardcover) or read it on your phone right now (ebook) via Amazon or Kaspa.
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In the year 2185, imposter houseflies watch as people shop and undress in the Atom Palm, a 90-floor vertical city where people live, work, and commute. The billionaire who owns the building runs a human trafficking ring in the tunnels and subbasements where women are sold to the rich and powerful. Paid in Kaspa. Guarded by the same AI that reminds everyone to hydrate. Gia Laurens is CIA, spying undercover as an interior decorator to help her brother—paralyzed and voiceless in the building's care ward. The technology to let him speak exists. The agency promised to deliver it. They lied. LIKE tells the interwoven stories of a romance writer and her neurotic editor, a nuclear engineer who follows a stray cat, a cam girl who discovers the fly on her wall has a crush on her, a detective who can't get a warrant because the judges are clients, and the paralyzed man who never stopped listening. Love through a lens. Obsession through a wall. Murder over a word. And an act of kindness that changes everything.
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Replying to @16bit_kaspa
This is Chinese water torture to someone with severe misophonia. This isn't about whether I'm doing a good job. It's about me staying alive.
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I created a script that counts how often people say "like" during our Wednesday night podcast. @TheoryBuffalo said like 294 times so I sent him a bill for 294 Kaspa. He said it would be a cold day in hell before he pays for his speech. I'm in hell, you guys.
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Replying to @ElonTrades
Waiting for Kaspa to have privacy options...
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