How good are computers these days??! First developer @envato, 2023 Sydney to Hobart sailor (ouch!). Rewiring brain for the AI era. Leverage 🦾💪

Melbourne, Australia
Joined November 2019
well, i guess i'm making an mcp
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fellas, if your girl: - is short - is insecure - is only 4 that's not your girl. that's an eMudhra private key
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fellas, if your girl: - listens to everything you say - tracks your app usage - wants to know about your youtube interests that's not your girl. that's a samsung smart tv
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Ryan Allen retweeted
I helped two friends make 'In Guns We Trust', a doco about guns in America. What drew me in was the chance to explore how we listen to people, even those we disagree with, and see the humanity in each other. Watch the full film on YouTube, now live! youtube.com/watch?v=y0QHreIe…
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Tesla cancelled my Cybertruck order. Obviously not coming to Australia. SAD.
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India's top IT guy trying to come up with a new password for the entire internet
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LinkedIn is gonna go crazy about these cybersecurity attacks when they find out next month
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The day the internet broke, and most of it is too old to fix.
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I didn’t know my brain was still holding onto this news article I read from 2002, but this tweet pulled it out of me
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This seems bad.
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PHP is techno-ebola. It's time to eradicate it.
1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion 2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP​.net 2003: PHP is dead, learn Django 2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails 2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask 2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS 2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js 2022: PHP is dead, learn Solidity 2026: The NSA is advising that you turn off PHP
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I am now, legally, the sole director of a company known as BOIDS OF A FEATHER and you all should be impressed.
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PHPpocalypse.
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I am sitting in the sun with a book, because I stopped using PHP TWENTY FUCKING YEARS AGO!
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I'll eat my words. Node.JS got done too. Damn it. 💀
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PHP defenders right now.
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I reckon we need to design new trust protocols based on human networks, otherwise we are not going to survive the sloppocalypse. Platforms before current AI capability were already fragmenting reality. It's going to get much worse. We can't even ship bullshit detector overlays to common hardware due to gatekeeping of hardware providers and their legally bound incentives to not improve things as it destroys revenue streams. I kinda reckon we're in for some wild shit. It wouldn't surprise me if we segment the internet based on types of classification. We are globally connected and also disconnected, but who decides?
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Eu vibecodei minha TV com a Claude. Todos os bloatwares pré-instalados e anúncios foram removidos, além disso recriei o OS dela e fiz um design clean inspirado na AppleTV. ~70% menos uso de RAM e interface 3x mais rápida.
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If you can't understand something perhaps the best you can do is blunderstand. All I need right now is a bit of blunderstanding.
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