Every Monday someone in class asks, "How was your weekend?" and every Monday I say, "Good, you?" and they say, "Good." We've been having the same conversation for three years. I've never learned what any of them actually does on weekends. I think it’s better that way

The funny thing about this tweet is the fact that comments from giant accounts and organizations are still there supporting him 😭💔

This is what they mean when they say “…prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies”

I sent a long, thoughtful message in the group chat. It got one reaction, a thumbs up from a guy who hasn't spoken since 2021. I don't know what he's been doing there all this time, but he's clearly been watching. Anyway, Harry Kane for #BallonDor

“One week they love me, the next week they hate me. Both weeks I get paid” Paul Pogba

I’m in a group chat that has been "planning a trip" for 3 years. Last month someone wrote, "Let's actually do it." It had 47 thumbs up reactions. Then total silence. 4 weeks now. We all know what happened. We've agreed to let it die quietly.