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Vaibhav Jain retweeted
MLC elections in 28 seats across 4 big states - Uttar Pradesh, Maharashtra, Bihar and Karnataka.
Elections held using ballot papers.
Guess how many seats Congress won? 🧐
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हाँ मैं जलता हूँ,मैं जलता हूँ तुम्हारे कमरे के उस आईने से जिसके सामने तुम रोज़ सवरती हो,मैं जलता हूँ तुम्हारे माथे की उस बिंदी से जो तुम्हारे चेहरे की शोभा बढ़ाती है,मैं जलता हूँ उन चुड़ियों से जो तुम्हारी कलाइयों को हर दम थामे रहती है,मैं जलता हूँ उन सूरज की किरणों से जो तुम्हारे कोमल गालों को रोज़ चूमती है,मैं जलता हूँ तुम्हारे काँधे से जिसपे तुम्हारी बिखरी ज़ुल्फ़ें आराम करती है,मैं जलता हूँ हर उन आखों से जिन्हें रोज़ तुम्हारे दीदार की यदि एक झलक भी नसीब होती है,क्यों की अगर इन सब पर यदि किसी का हक़ है तो केवल मेरा है,मेरे अलावा किसी और का नहीं,किसी का भी नहीं,कभी नहीं,कदापि नहीं,हरगिज़ नहीं,हाँ मैं जलता हूँ।
Imagine sipping coffee for 30 minutes and pretend being busy with coffee just to make your ev look efficient. 😭😭
Proudly saying 16 charging stops 🤣🤣😭
"EVs can't do long distance trips in India."
"EVs are city cars only"
Me, after 2 1500+ kms and a 3095 km trip later: 💀
Just did Bangalore → Raipur → Bangalore - 3095 kms. 16 charging stops.
My Nexon EV 45kWh just made it look easy.
₹9,269.58 total. ₹2.99/km.
Your petrol car costs DOUBLE/TRIPLE this.
But sure, keep saying EVs "aren't ready."
The car is ready. The network is almost there.
Only folks who are not ready are people spreading negativity.🔋
#NexonEV #EVIndia
@Xroaders_001 @TATA_CARS
Vaibhav Jain retweeted
BJP has played Chanakya-level politics that has left even the RW confused.
Many RW influencers are facing FIRs filed against them by opposition-ruled states and are fearing arrest.
BJP can’t fight these cases directly, so it filed FIRs against its own RW influencers in BJP-ruled states. That way, if the police from an opposition-ruled state come to arrest these influencers, they will already be in jail in a BJP-ruled state, and even the court will not allow the police from the opposition-ruled state to take them away.
Jahan humari soch khatm hoti hai, wahan BJP ki soch shuru hoti hai. 🥹🙏🏻
My neighbour was a proper cricketer in his 20s...never quite lived the dream. Now he’s out there everyday taking his son and nephew to practice. Pouring everything into these kids so they can make it instead.
& honestly they’re sharp. I Hope at least 1 of them goes all the way🏏
Vaibhav Jain retweeted
Different stages of eating outside food.
1. Don't want to cook, let's eat outside
2. Getting bored, let's eat outside
3. Haven't gone outside since long, let's go out and eat outside
4. Someone else is throwing a party, let's eat outside.
And once you've eaten enough garbage outside you'll reach to find stage
5. Enough of unhygienic, unhealthy, tasteless food, I won't eat outside even if someone pays me to eat outside food. If I like something, I will cook at home.
I'm almost at 5th stage.
Vaibhav Jain retweeted
ah yes,
2 AM -
my most
Loving friend
Burhan wani
is dead
the zeal for life
gets dimmed
by strife
I cut onions
With a knife
comrade Hidma
Lost his Life
i feel trapped
inside of
my soul
and in my panic
i burn my
Gobhi Paratha lol
i need to find
a new musical
that's actually wizard
to make me feel
Bharat me jo deshdrohi hai
Unki Maa ka Bhosada
buzzword buzzword
trending topic fyp
hashtag is dope
Umar Khalid dropped soap
i wish i knew
where i need
to sigh
but again
Aayega to
Modi hi
