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"𝑯𝒓𝒓 𝒓𝒓𝒑𝒉 𝒈𝒓𝒓𝒕𝒓 𝒕𝒓𝒓𝒎𝒓𝒎𝒑𝒉 𝒑𝒓𝒓𝒎𝒓𝒇! 𝑹𝒓𝒇 𝒚𝒓𝒓𝒎𝒓𝒓𝒑𝒉 𝒓𝒓𝒇𝒚𝒓 𝒘𝒓𝒓𝒎𝒓 𝒌𝒓𝒓𝒎𝒓!" Not affiliated with South Park | NSFW DNI

South Park, Colorado
Joined March 2025
"RR" [You know, I'm pretty sure half that Tweet was unnecessary.]
(Open Interaction Bait! 🤗) I SHOOT YOUR MUSE IN THE HEART FATALLY WITH THE GUN THAT BIPASSES ALL POWERS AND ABILITIES AND RIPS THROUGH THINGS AT A CONCEPTUAL LEVEL YOU DIE INSTANTLY THE END.
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[Looking at the apps, Kenny notices that most of them are for younger kids...] "Drrph rrfrm, drrm!" [But he's not judgemental. Why would he be?] "Krrmr wrrph rr hrrMRR rm phrkrn frrm..." [Although seeing Butters with a phone makes him wish he could have his own...]
Oh, hey Kenny! I was installing things to play!
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"Drr krrph rrf drm, krrmr phrkrn frr?" [Seems he wants to watch.]
Interaction bait???// Hehhe.. They have so many games on here!!
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"Drrm, drph rrf phrkrn brrfrr..." [He doesn't know how to feel about all the recent tourists.]
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"...phrrf phrkrn brrtrph, drrm." [Refusing eye contact, he requests SIX BOTTLES' worth of weed.]
“Oh hey Kenny, what’s up?”
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"Phrkrn lrrfr rph prrmf, rrwrph grrmr phrkrn rrfrm drphrkrn phrrfrm..." [He muffles expletives inconspicuously as he approaches the stand. He seems annoyed.]
Replying to @DidntHearNoBel1
“Now all I gotta do, is wait for the customers.” [Interaction Bait, Parodies Only] (3/3)
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"Rr drrm grr rrmr phrkrn krrmr drph rrf brrphr..." [Kenny didn't get any candy.]
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"Krrph, drm, rph mrrphrkrn krrphrm!" [It's his Halloween costume!]
Why are you a whole entire mech?
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"Wrr mrrnr wr rphrmdrm phrkrn wrm?"
Yeah thats cool cool…. Wait a minute…
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[OPEN INTERACTION] [READER is chilling at the bus stop when the distinct sound of mechanical whirring grows louder and louder. They glance to the side and see a robot which (probably) towers over them. It rests just next to them.] "Hrr drrm, frrkrm mrr krrkrf phrkrn krrphrm."
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"..." "Drrm wrrdrphrrk rryrr rmwrr rph drrfr frr phrkrn hrrkrm?!" [Muffled confusion.]
This is so unbelievably stupid.. I’ve been here for FOUR FUCKING MONTHS AND NOTHINGS HAPPENED.
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