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Joined January 2019
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Trust me, I learned my lesson and won't EVER be tempting the universe like this again
Me: What's the worst that could happen? Universe:
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They really don't care anymore do they
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Cosigning
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My Saturday fun project: using AI, every US president as a Pixar character.
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Excuse me. I'd like to change my simulation please. I know you said "once you pick it you have to finish" but this one sucks and the reality controls on these NPCs isn't working correctly. Can I get a refund or atleast switch to the one where its just a world full of dogs?
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#BREAKING: Well-Regulated Militia Opens Fire On Lunar New Year Festival in Monterey Park, California; Cheap Thoughts And Useless Prayers Now Being Rushed To The Scene ... more on this soon-to-be-forgotten-and-then-repeated story as it develops ...
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All of generation X and late millennials remembering our roots of just sitting back and watching the world burn #Speakerofthehouse
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New year. same problems What are we celebrating again?
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Its the holidays and time to see all the good humanity things we are doing for each other. (Looks at internet) We really are the worst species imaginable.
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Telling people in one of the poorest cities in the country that they should’ve stocked up on 2 weeks worth of food and batteries when they are systematically living paycheck to paycheck is beyond me smh.
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No need to apologize if your dog runs over to get pets from me. We both wanted this.
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I'll say it: we must stop NORAD from sharing Santa's assassination coordinates
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hereditary (2018)
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I see my name is trending today so I’m going to take this opportunity to say: 1) @GalGadot and I are part of a great sisterhood and I am so proud of her. No need to choose one Wonder Woman 😉 2) #VoteWarnock! 🍑
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I don’t understand how COVID is spiking again after we’ve tried everything from pretending it’s over to pretending it never happened
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Gen X/millineial checking in. Anyone from our generation found that the thing that makes you the happiest these days are sitting quietly outside watching the dogs and animals play? Really working on killing that "Must be doing something productive or I'm wasting time" mentality
A reporter asked me: why do I wish people “happy holidays“? Because from 1 November to 15 January there are approximately 29 holidays observed by 7 of the world’s major religions. And I don’t think mine are the only ones that count. There’s no war on Christmas…
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Rail workers aren't threatening the economy over more paid sick time. Rail companies are threatening the economy to protect their record profits.
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