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Layminator

@1ayminator

Terribly bad at sex. Never had a repeat customer

Joined July 2023
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Me promising my girl I won’t do blow with the boys (I will)
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Me when I yell the N word and someone says “who said that” and I point at my wife
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Me and the boys leavin the bar tonight after 4+ hours on the lake, a 250$ unpaid tab, and 0 women talked to
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How I feel finding the bag of coke my buddy dropped on the floor of the bar (I will not be telling him I found it)
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“Thanks babe I promise I’ll get the next round”
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“The Founding Fathers would’ve been proud of this election”
Elizabeth! (@InstantSunrise) profile pictureElizabeth!@InstantSunrise6 Nov 2024
Removing slavery was on the ballot in California. It literally had no opposition campaign at all, and it still lost.
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The winner of the first 12 team College Football Playoff deserves this treatment
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@AFpost2 Nov 2024
In June, Trump wanted to unveil his new nickname for Biden: “Retarded Joe Biden,” but was talked down by campaign advisors. Follow: @AFpost
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Sorry @VancityReynolds guys like us can’t always have it all
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@PopCrave1 Nov 2024
Martha Stewart says neighbor Ryan Reynolds is “very serious”: “He’s not so funny in real life. No, he’s not so funny. He’s very serious. He’s a good actor. He can act funny, but he isn’t funny.”
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The worst announcer in America
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Bama is so back
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Wanna take a wild guess on who she voted for?
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Hockey burners when they realize they have to go a night without a drunk driving tweet
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RFK jr on immigration
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Me trying to log into my Chik-Fil-A account after paying 500$ for NFL Sunday Ticket just for them to shut the app down on Sundays
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@DiscussingFilm21 Aug 2024
Chick-Fil-A is moving into the entertainment space with plans to launch a slate of TV shows for its own streaming platform. (Source: Deadline)
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“Excuse me miss, you forgot my Coors Light”
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Du Plessis punches in slow motion
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Who women want Who guys want to be to be
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The suction from an airplane losing its door mid flight couldn’t pull me out
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The new Big Ten Maps commercial is here and it’s beautiful

The new Big Ten "Maps"

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