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You would be watching this during class and then walk into the bathroom to see every sink ripped out of the wall
What if you live in Texas
Should a nuke ever drop, do not under any circumstance try to drive. You have a limited amount of time such as 10 minutes to get inside your house in the basement away from windows.
It’s best to be as far inside your house as possible.
If you are in the kill zone you will just die. For those not in kill zone, you need to stay inside for at least 24-72 hours up to a week due to radiation. Radio would give further instructions.
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in
I have been waiting patiently for it to get fixed since I know nothing in this modern world actually works. But I give up. THE ESPN APP SUCKS MOOSE COCK! I cannot get Sunday NFL Countdown on it. It takes three or four buttons before you reach anything even when it does work. IT SHOULD SHOW WHAT IS LIVE ON ESPN THE MINUTE YOU GO TO IT! Does that take a rocket science to figure it out? Fuck!





























