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Forging a different First Rate path...
Uh. Hey. Going into business is great, but why did she start with a car wash?
#UmamusumeRP #MVRP
Heavily canon divergent independent portrayal of King Halo.
NSFW topics possible.
More serious than the concept sounds: Bad humor is my thing.
King worries about that new trainer... But also fully agrees with her on this. She's been blinded at the carwash ten times too many.
"...No but really, I wish the worst for people with LED headlights. Get your miniature suns out of my mirrors."
Erina's not injured, thankfully, but... Damn. She's feeling vengeful now.
"I'm going to buy a lifted truck just to be too tall for anybody to blind me again."
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Generation King retweeted
"We should be allowed to k[NEIGH] people who have LED headlights.
...I don't think I'm allowed to say that, actually."
Generation King retweeted
"...I'm going to get fired if I don't get a trainee soon."
Brief moment of clarity amidst her attention seeking.
"How does one go about getting attention from an Umamusume? They keep getting distracted after talking to me for thirty seconds and then disappear forever."
Generation King retweeted
...Why the heck is this photo framed on Erina's desk?
"My ex wanted a picture of me sitting on her lap once, but the camera tipped and took our heads out of frame. ...Her thighs looked great, so I kept this copy. ...We were both feeling pretty clingy that day."
#SeductiveSunday
Helios needs to stop being so pretty. King can't keep enduring being completely incompatible with the prettiest girls.
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Generation King retweeted
Erina's a bad person but still thinks consent is hot, so her approach is super obvious and easy to avoid.
Generation King retweeted
"All Umamusume seem to have something they're passionate about. I thought spending enough time around them would teach me how to become obsessed with something."
#UmamusumeRP trainer OC
Adult muse, adult writer
MDNI
Just... Lots of dark themes... She's an awful little monster...
Generation King retweeted
"Hey there Umas. It's me, ya gurl... Thatsoundssostupidtheyregonnahateme!"
#UmamusumeRP Trainer OC
Adult muse, adult writer
MDNI


















