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2099 Problems and a Multiversal Glitch is all of them // 'Spite'r-Man 2099 // 21+ // #ITSV #ATSV // Fwizzin' with the @TheSpiderSquad.

Nueva York, 2099
Joined December 2021
Don't trust a fart? Maybe a fart shouldn't trust ME.
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Dark roast coffee is a scam. I can't believe we're still putting up with this in 2099.
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Why can't I pay someone to pee for me? Outsource urination in 2099. ..............I'm just too lazy to get up.
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You ever feel like dark mode isn't...dark enough?
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Who is talking? Anyone else hearing that?
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Aren't you suspended. Get outta here.
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Why am I wanted this time.
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Add me, you cowards. @MarvelRivals
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With great age comes great surprise back pain from sleeping the wrong way, apparently. ......I'd pay anything to be able to look over my right shoulder right about now.
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