It’s always football season when you play dynasty. 15 year fantasy rookie. “While I was once a realist, I am now becoming a dreamer”- MT
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Dynasty Football 247 retweeted
Kirk Cousins:
-ripped
-hot wife
-worth $300M but shops at Kohl’s
-hosts Bingo night for 80 year-olds at his Church
-2,124 yards and 20TDs in 8 games at 38 years old
-owns his dorkiness doesn’t code-switch
-dances with black teammates after wins wearing their chains
-doesn’t snitch on teammates when they cheat on their wives makes them shower and brush their teeth and get home to their family
-spends 30 extra minutes with special needs kids at the hospital
If you’re not a fan of Kirk Cousins you’re not a fan of life.
#RAIDERS QB KIRK COUSINS WAS SHIRTLESS ON THE FLIGHT HOME WEARING MASSIVE DIAMOND CHAINS.
😭😭😭
KIRKO CHAINZ IS OFFICIALLY BACK.
(🎥@CrosbyMaxx)
Dynasty Football 247 retweeted
Kelly Stafford, wife of #Rams QB Matthew Stafford, calls out the NFL for the team's bye being only 10 days.
Because the Rams host the Packers on Wednesday night (Thanksgiving Eve), their Week 11 bye is only 10 days between games instead of the usual 14.
Dynasty Football 247 retweeted
Raiders points allowed the last five weeks:
-30
-45
-33
-35
-33
The NFL record for most consecutive games allowing 30+ points in a single season is 6. Up next are the 49ers coming off a bye!
Dynasty Football 247 retweeted
Chris Farley’s Tragic 1997 Return to Saturday Night Live Dark Side of Comedy
Dynasty Football 247 retweeted
Chase Brown has now gone 122 long, cold touches since his last touchdown 💔
Dynasty Football 247 retweeted
Projected Top-10 NFL Draft order, via @Tankathon:
1. Chargers
2. Titans
3. Dolphins
4. Jets (via IND)
5. Eagles
6. Jets
7. Texans
8. Saints
9. Commanders
10. Jets (via DAL)
Jets would be first team in modern common draft era with three top-10 picks in same draft.
Dynasty Football 247 retweeted
Justin Jefferson through 6 games this season (career ranks):
40 targets (2nd worst)
28 catches (worst)
335 receiving yards (worst)
17 first downs (worst)
First season of his career with fewer than 500 receiving yards through 6 games.
Dynasty Football 247 retweeted
Braelon Allen has more games with 100+ rushing yards this season than:
Bijan Robinson
Jonathan Taylor
Derrick Henry
Saquon Barkley
Quinshon Judkins
Jeremiyah Love
Ashton Jeanty
Cam Skattebo
Bhayshul Tuten
Javonte Williams
Ollie Gordon
Kyren Williams
Chase Brown
Dynasty Football 247 retweeted
The Chargers fall to 0-7 for the first time since the 2000 season ... their QB that year was Jim Harbaugh.
Chargers have gone 27 straight drives without a TD, the longest streak in the NFL since the 2024 Dolphins (30 straight) ... who were coached by Mike McDaniel.
