Frustrated artist and cat butler

Scotland
Joined November 2019
I had an idea a few months ago to make a #HalfManHalfBiscuit themed map of the London Underground. It's now finished and I present it here in for the first time. I'll be listing it on my shop (link in bio). I have to get them printed so please reply below if you'd be interested.
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bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c63e… Disappointingly lenient sentence for this violent thug who nearly killed someone. If you believe the cyclist's light caused someone in the car to have a seizure, I've got a bridge to sell you.
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Dear @Nigel_Farage I'd like to suggest you an exclusive indoor venue for your next conference. Only 50p for two minutes.
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A wind blown Waxwing. Three have spent the day devouring apples in the Observatory Garden. @FI_Obs
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Congratulations to Lulu on winning her fourth term as president of Brazil.
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Richter’s Skyscrapers (Rockets). My favourite project of the year so far.
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Hello! It doesn’t cost anything to retweet but it helps me spread the word about my small business. My online shop is full of bold & colourful prints, homewares and cards. I’m also available for freelance design work and art licensing. gailmyerscough.co.uk
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Here's a plug for the latest batch of lino prints now available in my shop. Four designs inspired by the weird medieval carvings found on church misericords...
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Well, looks like it's going to be a rainy old weekend, the perfect weather for curling up with oh god I can't do this chirpy self-promo any more sorry look why not just buy one of my books and we'll say no more about it. canelo.co/authors/david-barn…
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Off to see @weddingpresent this evening in Glasgow. Maybe it's cosmic forces or just coincidence but I found these in one of my drawing pads last night whilst looking for something completely different. Dave and the band very kindly signed my drawing of them so I could frame it.
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35 years ago just before Seamonsters was released! Not sure where the actual picture got to though...
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A very happy birthday to the King of Hi-vis (front and centre in this image). HMHB devotee, he appears throughout Friday Night Fever. Official pub date just two weeks away, but you can get signed first edition advance copies on our website now. theguardian.com/music/2022/a…
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Dear diary, my first week as new head of White House recruitment is going well. The new Press Secretary looks great though I still need to phone up the Bar Association in China once I figure out how to get an outside line.
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Pedways, kiosks and concrete corners.
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We’ve got loads more to choose from. I’m not getting up at 4:30 and settling for 2 sales. Here’s a look at our range of beautiful prints.
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Who is your favourite player? I'm team Blunt #TRAITORS
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I'm off to see the Bootleg Beatles, as the Bootleg Mark Chapman #HalfManHalfBiscuit
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It’s the last day of my exhibitions at Brew today. I’ll be around from lunchtime to chat plus I’ll also have a selection of prints (and a few originals) available to buy. Thanks to everyone who has made it down so far.
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I was going to post earlier and moan about how much a waste of time this was, but I’m glad I waited. It’s been nice and steady, like a decent craft fair. It’s the networking that could be the best thing though…
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