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Joined March 2021
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Kids today will never understand the power this little icon held back in 2014
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Me at standup explaining code I’ve never seen.
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fucking reeee, i nuked the email account and didn't realize it was used for this account and now 2fa is rekt kms
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they're going to double my salary. gonna make more than the senior and the guy who's been here for 15+ years i told them you have to learn and play the game, sorry guys this is how it goes
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There is no amount of money you could pay me to be a DevOps engineer for a crypto exchange
Binance's initial investigation suggests that the security incident may involve a compromised DevOps engineer’s laptop, which allowed an attacker to gain access to a service container and submit unauthorized withdrawal transactions. We have found no evidence of any wallet private key leak. We will share a detailed technical post-mortem once the investigation is complete and the facts are fully verified. The estimated total impact sits at around $6.3B. We have worked with blockchain partners to freeze affected assets, with ~$3 billion frozen on-chain so far. Binance will cover all losses from the SAFU fund and the company’s funds. User funds are safe. We will also publish an updated Proof of Reserves once the remediation is complete. As an immediate precaution, Binance has: - temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals while security checks are completed; - revoked the affected address authorisation; - engaged law enforcement and blockchain intelligence partners to trace and recover funds. Our teams are working around the clock to resolve this issue safely and thoroughly. We are working closely with our law enforcement partners to confirm the identity of these criminals and bring them to justice. Please rely only on official Binance channels for updates. Please feel free to contact Binance Customer Support if you have any further questions. binance.com/en/support/annou…
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Nooooo I don't wanna accelerate I wanna sleep in noooo 😭
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some here be like
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“3% of all compromises in computing history happened in the last week”
The only way out is through. They're calling it the Bugpocalypse. LLMs are being used to find long-hidden cracks in the software infrastructure, and it's happening at a furious rate. 3% of all compromises in computing history happened in the last week, claims one source? I believe it. There are people saying public access to the frontier models ought to be locked out, or heavily guardrailed, over this. The problem with that idea can be summed up in one sentence: when lockpicks are outlawed, only outlaws will have lockpicks. The lockpicks will be Chinese open-weight models, if nothing else. There's no way to stop those from becoming ubiquitous. There are two futures in front of us. One in which only the bad guys have lockpicks, and security holes go undiscovered until they're exploited. Another in which everybody has lockpicks and is aggressively red-teaming their own software so it gets fixed before the holes are exploited. The corpus of human code is huge but finite. The number of defects in it has to be finite too. We can fix those defects now; we have a million friendly robots to do it with. The only way out is through.
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2D❤️ retweeted
anthropic just killed the REA it stops claude from doing it that’s why local models are important
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Replying to @bomberfish77
I wake up to a new 10.0 CVE everyday
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Bruh, you had to be in the forums when this dogshit hit theaters.
Worst Final Kamehameha ever and why the hell is he flying with the Kamehameha when he can just shoot it? 😭😭
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>"So basically the entire Internet runs on PHP and today they found some critical secu-" >"Honey, please shut the fuck up."
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Who the fuck is trying to get into my Microsoft account. There is nothing there fuck off
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To teach a lesson, After Wiz rushed to buy php2shell domain and use its marketing machine to steal the spotlight, I spotted "phpbleed" in a recent Calif tweet and bought phpbleed.com before wiz could pull the same stunt again. A big budget can buy a domain. It shouldn't buy someone else's research credit. If you have contacts at CISA or in the press, do the right thing: make sure the researchers who actually did the work get the recognition they deserve. Hack the planet. Credit the researchers.
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wtf no not my mongolian basket weaving forum from 2003
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everyone on the timeline an incident response expert
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