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My dream job is to be a reiki certified spiritual medium tarot card reader who has charged crystals and a drum to unify the real housewives franchise through meditation yoga and chagacinnos.

I felt to happy and silly today! Then we realized my sisters boyfriend had left the gas on the stove and we were all about to die so makes sense!

I know I’m manic cus I haven’t used twitter like this since 2 PC (pre covid)

Who do I have to give some butt to get a gallon of ice cream rn

Eating bitter melon because I’m bitter and no one likes me because I don’t have a great personality or positive outlook

Just parked my sisters big ass truck and why are men so gay for Trucks. Men smile so big when they asking about the truck ur in. Anyways im applying for a loan to buy a big ass truck.

I’m going thru a divorcee phase where I’m going to fuel myself with the longing of a lost slutty 20s

I wanna have a gym looksmaxx glow up phase so I can be a ho online and make hos mad

I’ve been using this like utensil kitchenware napkin as a bandana for days wyd

At the hospital (this is for attention)

I feel like there’s something here to be reckoned with

It’s working I don’t need my ex anymore

Me flirting with my hot cousin

Kinda wanna be squeezed or crushed by a man rn

Hi this is Pierre