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Everything I tweet is a lie. 🙏🏿 #InBradyWeTrust #BEANOFOREVER 💛💜💛💜!!!

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Joined March 2011
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Damn... this story hits heavy. She asked him to stop initiating, he actually listened for *sixteen months*, no pressure, no sneaking, nothing. And then one day he’s like “yeah I’m done living like roommates.” The quiet part is what gets me. He wasn’t yelling or cheating or making threats. He just slowly checked out while still showing up for the kid and the laundry. That’s the scary part is when the fighting stops because one person already left in their head. Sixteen months of “I’ll tell you when I’m ready” with no timeline is a long time to keep hoping the connection comes back. You can’t take one of the biggest parts of marriage off the table indefinitely and act surprised when the other person eventually walks. Painful story. Real one though.
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
Went home and tore his ol lady up
Last night I was *flirting* with this very attractive man and then I realized that I had him backed up against the wall and I said "oh I don't want you feeling like you're trapped" and I switched places with him so I was backed against the wall and he said "oh I'm definitely not trapped" and then stepped closer to me. He did not ask for my number or try to kiss me or ANYTHING after like 30 minutes of intense flirting and just said "You're funny. I like you." And he LEFT. AHHHHHHHHHH. 😆
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
Never forget, any time all the women on twitter are applauding you for being a “real man”….u without doubt just did some bitch ass shit
this man TI said, “what happened to the bro/man code man?” Redd said, “I DONT GO HOME TO NO MAN.” you see the difference between a boy and a man? a boy is selfish and only thinks about himself, a man understands the value of a GOOD WOMAN, and don’t play bout her.
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
Non sports watching women using the WNBA to start reality show drama is the only bad part about the W’s new coverage
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
“She said Steve, what YOUUUUU gone do?” Lmfaoooo not we? 😭😭😭😭
Steve Harvey reveals he woke up owing the IRS $22,000,000 because his accountants spent SEVEN YEARS pocketing his tax checks and never filing a single return. The government told him he had to pay $650,000 a month, every month, for 4 years. Miss ONE payment, and you go to JAIL. He never would've known if his accountant hadn’t died. A woman cleaning out the office called his lawyer with a serious problem. STEVE HARVEY: “She had found on the floor all my tax forms for seven years signed and with the checks stapled to it.” “Well, they were cashing the checks, keeping the money and not turning in the tax forms.” Seven years of bank statements that looked like a man paying his taxes. “My lawyer called me, said, ‘Hey, man, we got a problem. You haven’t paid taxes in seven years.’” “He said, ‘Man, that’s tax evasion. You can go to prison.’” “I ended up owing 22 million. 22 million with the penalties.” When he told his wife, Marjorie, she cried for two straight days. “She says, ‘What you going to do?’ I said, ‘I’m going to go to work.’” And he did. “I took every comedy gig in this country, signed every contract. I went to work, man. I worked every single Friday, Saturday and Sunday.” “I never missed a payment.” He did that for four years. $650,000 a month, every month. In 2012, he sold 49% of his radio company and used the check to pay the government off to zero. “And that was the first time, man, I could breathe.” The thieves were his accountants. The $22,000,000 bill went to Steve Harvey. And the only one who got threatened with prison was the man who got robbed.
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
Loving a woman will really have you in some shit bruv
I actually feel sorry for the boyfriend. He didn’t know what he was walking into 😩 this whole video is chaotic.
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
Her baby daddy got his ps5 over there
If she got her own apartment but you can't ever stop by, what do that mean?
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
Atlanta's such a fake city cause no one really shows up to games unless you're winning but if you WINNING THO?!?!?! We gone POP tf outtttt. Gotta show up for us to show out lmaooooo
Here’s just a taste of how raucous the Atlanta Dream crowd has been tonight. Been bumping all game long. Can’t stress enough that this is why all WNBA teams gotta be playing in real arenas. It’s been an awesome, Finals-worthy atmosphere tonight.
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
Dawg lmfao
Jayson Tatum is spotting up on these cuts so he can pump fake and shoot a sidestep 3 😭😭😭
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
You can tell when it’s a day one girl Vs a girl they get once they get Rich. Iykyk
purple carpet ready 📸 — @Lowes
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
Here come captain save a white bitch
As a man, this just can’t happen. No excuses for it.
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
The amount of focus it requires to play qb in the nfl and you thought it was a good idea to play a nigga who ain’t slept in 36 hours cuz of a blood clot??
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
And dont 💅🏾
Men with apartments and the ones that can cook too independent for me they act like they don’t need nobody 😭
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
A bitch gone have to hold me sometimes if she want this shit to work
Which sleeping position is your favourite?🥹🥹
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
“Going through some wild shit” is crazy lmaooo
Staying fine after going through some wild shit>
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
And just like that the game is over… THE BREWERS NEVER HAD A CHANCE TONIGHT 🪦
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Video shows Dodgers leading 4-0 early in NLCS Game 4; Brewers won 6-4. espn.com/mlb/game/_/gam… x.com/Dodgers/status…
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
Or if they just dont speak about their personal lives outside of the child they share. Why is this a hard concept?
Realistically speaking… no one in a healthy & respectful coparenting relationship is gonna hide the fact that they have another child otw. 😂 thats stuff that people do when they’re still tryna be together or they’re still mad/hurt that they’re not together.
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
Replying to @JBreakingNews
Sucked NY dry, now on to their next host
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
That is the backup plan
What’s your backup plan if you end up single forever???
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2D Mercury 🪐🕺🏿 retweeted
🤣😭🤣😭🤣
This guy posted himself kissin his dogs lip snd this white guy commented "we can't have shit" lmfaooooooooo
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