@2GIocks

nonchalant dreadhead

Joined March 2022
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cars are lowkey sluts. you want me to pay so i can use you? heh… you can’t function properly unless i fill you up huh? mmmfghnn good girl.
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there’s a hotel in mexico where the moment you check in, your wallet becomes almost useless
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can somebody pick me up so i can go donate plasma my mama at work and she don’t get off til 8
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women see you enjoying your peace and decide that’s the perfect time to start yapping
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they really tryna make me put in all my info to get that $5 #israel #mrtakethatrisk
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Mr B@laziolabubuOct 6
There’s a jew washing his hands in the fucking toilet 😂😂😂😂
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October challenge -Porn daily -Alcohol daily -No exercising -3-5 hours of sleep a night -12+ hours screentime -Don’t go to work/skip all classes -If in school GPA must stay below 2.0 -All meals must be microwaveable or DoorDashed
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elon can you stop refreshing my fucking application every time i close my phone i was literally still reading that you asshole
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#TungTungTungHerDownTuesday
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damn i forgot #MakeHerMoanMonday
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yessuh ion play bout the Lord
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#ServeGodSunday
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#SweetPussySaturday
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#FuckHerFeetFriday
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#TasteHerThursday
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when the lyrics aint about killing opps fucking hoes and doing drugs
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i miss her
ilovepadarias
@ilovepadariasSep 4
Churros
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why is it 97°F in the very gracious month of September
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we are so back
Shams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaSep 4
Just in: Three-time All-Star Ben Simmons has agreed on a one-year, $3.5 million deal with the Sacramento Kings, his agents Max Wiepking, Sean Tribe and Ryan Arney tell me and @MarcJSpears. The one-time All-NBA star is back in the NBA for a 10th season after sitting out 2025-26.
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me and bro if we were mexican
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