2 Jaded

here covering my Pringle from the fan so it don’t knock the dust off

Bro in front of me smells like straight stash spot

Just seen a BBL in public need to cleanse

Smoking a cigarette in this weather feeling like the archaeologists smoking a celebratory pipe after Tutankhamun grave was dug up

backshots in the boots bedroom???

Bro istg I just reaffirmed twice to no one im going mad

If your bike folds I have right of way on foot

Having a white girl tell me to listen to afro or bashment feels like indentured servitude

If I fart on lizzy line rn they’d think scarecrow did a terror attack

Behind every flat share girlie is the smell of mildew

Just seen a group of Hackney white men listening to dangelo on the lizzy line out loud. alarm bells are ringing

Everyone from Bristol that I’ve met in London loves off the DLR idk why need larger sample size

Anyway ima listen to this keith sweat on said 53

Also why is there not connecting tissue between any of south east just slow travel I need light speed

53 bus route needa be triple stacked