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Joined May 2016
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people are so weird about what other peoples partners wear like I could go to target in a bikini and greg would have me do a runway and tell me I ate
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I told greg if I hold my stomach a certain way I look pregnant so we should “go to a bar and use it to get free drinks”
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my grandma hated the stove so much she removed it from her kitchen and solely eats microwaved staufer meals and shes a race horse dude
The average NPC will tell you that microwaves are safe.
They also believe fluoride is safe, sunscreen is safe, and that the streaks in the sky are normal.
Don’t be an NPC. Throw out your microwaves.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Food heated in a microwave isn’t dangerous (given it’s not burnt).
fda.gov/radiation-emit…
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just want to update twitter the guy I met on here is now on a lease with me making me popcorn at 11pm
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got the most pecuilar doctors note from my telehealth provider like no info but my days needed from work
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I was staring off into space so hard at the end of the day at universal and accidentally stared directly in the eyes of a girl going full ponce de leon in her fucking colon. girl had treasure stuck between the cheeks or something cuz the way she was itching looked like it hurt.
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