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former apex pro, enjoyer of dopamine

Joined July 2015
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We’re taking it back to the swamp. Shrek returns to theaters May 15. Tickets available now. fandango.com/Shrek25thAnnive…
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From @realjknoxville: Well a wang dang and doodle, I’m happier than a proctologist with a new flashlight to announce that Jackass: Best and Last will hit the theaters June 26th!! #jackassmovie #jackassbestandlast #wahoo
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what sabrina carpenter sounds like to girls: xitter.gq/RihYe_/status/20415976…
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We had to smoke out of soda cans and blow into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets so Gen Z could hit a weed pen at Target
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niggas used to open that first door in zombies and hold it against you all game
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Tiger Woods has arrived at the Masters
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p retweeted
Medium Rare is looking for an organization to represent in ALGS Year 6 Pro League and all other upcoming events! 🥩 DM @gentnmn / @ItsEmtee_ !
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Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin
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I’m gonna try something new here. I have those of you who reached out already but doesn’t hurt in case I missed it to reach again. Any @PlayApexEsports pro league teams that want to work with @gaming_mpire reach out to me in a DM. Pay isn’t T1 obviously, but always 0% cut.
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Tyler Loop when he gets back to Baltimore
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Good luck getting that pocket watch.
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idgaf if u transgender just smoke mid window
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‘SOUTH PARK’ Season 27 premieres tomorrow.
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LFT as coach for split 2. I also have an org opportunity given the right roster. 5 years of experience coaching Apex made 5 LANs Open to any region Want a team with passion that will grind and put the work in to get better. liquipedia.net/apexlegends/D…
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What in the Not? 175 Daylights 75 Nightlights RT - and I’ll send 3 lucky one of ya’s a mousepad this Friday at 12cst.
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This shit scarier than the real nigga
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Seen more players in 2 hrs of this boss event than I’ve seen in the last week of playing. @bstategames you guys need to bring back the loot and excitement of the game. Nobody wants to loot bolts for 4 hours. We want valuable items and bosses to fight over.
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mozam maggie #CTE
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