@2eggwhite
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Joined June 2024
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I just debunked all of science and math
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They should have some public building where I can go ride a bicycle to generate electricity and get paid for it #TopNewStartup #TechInnovation
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Someone is making millions of dollars selling this
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That's how much I spend while earning minimum wage #Houngry
The_Rel_World@the_rel_world13h
12K a month on food is insane
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Men have gained essentially no jobs since Trump took office. Since December 2024, the US has added about 760,000 jobs, and nearly all of them went to women, per government payroll data
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One of the staffing agencies I gave my information left me a voicemail and it's just them explaining how to install Uber to become a driver
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My gamer sessions were never the same once they left us #ObeseNightlyThoughts
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The ultimate dip in these United States of America
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"See you in Valhalla, brother."
Jonathan D. Miller@JDM4NCOct 26
I fucked up and talked to the negotiator on the phone long enough for them to box me in. They have dogs so I'm probably done for.
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1 year of being back on zitter and only been blocked by lindyman and kantbot
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Ts Ferrari shirt I wore at virginfest is tuff I might go sell it at the gas station for $100
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I’ve decided I’m going to act very based for now on
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How it will feel to wake up at 1pm for a miniscule groyper bag of mini corn dogs while I lay on my couch watching pirated TV on stolen WiFi
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Eric Bauza has sadly passed away at the age of 46, his family confirms in new Instagram post.
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Eggy
@2eggwhiteOct 26
38 year old Haitian coworker in the Rick and Morty weed shirt is begging me for grocery money since we're laid off. He said his mom locked all the groceries in her room so he can't eat them
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38 year old Haitian coworker in the Rick and Morty weed shirt is begging me for grocery money since we're laid off. He said his mom locked all the groceries in her room so he can't eat them
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That boy was OD zesty. He was gyrating and all type of shit in a room full of men. And in fact our White Haitian supervisor said he was auditioning for gay porn
Scoobs@Scoobs346Oct 26
Replying to @2eggwhite
Do you work at pornhub? Where is your jewish rabbi supervisor?
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There seems to be no disciplinary action at all for our few remaining shifts so we sat around while this 40 year old Haitian guy went on tiktok live and talked about how he loves having sex with old fat women
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Society keeps me flipping burgers at 40 years old because I was too redpilled
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