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I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m doing it with confidence and absolutely no evidence
Sing with me
🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶 I want you, I need you
I love you, it's always you
In every dream I fall into
No matter what I try to do
It's always you🎶🎶🎶
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MRI today. Im anxious about it. Im a bit claustrophobic. But my doctor was wise enough to give me a little something to help me. God bless him
There is a political billboard in town.
It says “putting kids first”
But my brain thinks its says “punting kids first”
Every time I see it
That should give you an idea where my head is at
I had the weirdest dreams last night. At this point, I don't even need Netflix. My subconscious is producing its own unhinged series, and apparently there's no budget for a plot
Dana retweeted
Mr. Mason here, Joanne is heading into emergency surgery, she's having severe stomach bleeding including clots. I'd really appreciate it if you could pray for her I'm worried. She's usually strong but not right now. Thank you so much
Me at 16: eats an entire box of pizza, half a cake, and a two-liter of soda"Alright, time for bed."
Me now: drinks a glass of water slightly too fast "Wow, my body is rejecting this. I need to lie down for three business days
The bills can wait, the dishes too,
I've done enough of what adults do.
My back is aching, my knees are tight,
I'm one inconvenience from losing the fight.
So off to bed, I'm calling it quits,
Tomorrow I'll deal with more adulting shit.
Sleep tight, dream big, and rest your head,
Being a grown-up is highly overrated













