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The hamberders distract you from the wall... which distracts you from the family separations... which distracts you from the shutdown... which distracts you from the felonies... that live in the house that Trump built.
Get the tar and feathers out for the traitor @senatemajldr #MitchTheBitch McConnell.
The turtle will be remembered as a national disgrace. No pride, no dignity, no spine, no redemption, no class. Just a subservient weasel, surviving off the excrement of his masters.
Things rational people don't believe in:
1. A bunny who hides all of your painted eggs
2. A fairy who takes your baby teeth while you sleep
3. A border crisis where immigrant terrorists are coming to kill us all
Movie pitch: @mulaney and @robdelaney in a Bad Boys buddy cop movie called "Aney Means Necessary".
They dont play by the book. Just need to iron out the kinks
I can't believe @JennyCraig supports this!
What a shameful insult to women.
Mitt Romney 2020!
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Reddit is mostly bad but the other day I learned on that website that the Menendez Brothers are in the background of this basketball card and that logistically this would be between when they killed their parents and when they were arrested and I cannot stop thinking about it.
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Hey @NRA I lost both my legs in Iraq and the only thing I'm upset over is not being able to kneel alongside them, you fucking ghouls
"When you take a knee during our National Anthem you disrespect the men and women who lost their limbs so you could spend your Sundays playing games...We Stand for our veterans and military. We Stand for our law enforcement. And We Stand for our flag." –#NRA's @OliverLNorth #NFL
Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chili Peppers stopped by the studio and performed an amazing solo performance of Under The Bridge! It was amazing! Listen now!
#RHCP
I published my new episode Anthony Kiedis, please check it out.
podbean.com/media/share/pb-6…
#podcast #podbean