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@2nuanced4u

109 year old wizard ๐Ÿšซ Wooden stake DNI ๐Ÿšซ @pleaseswatme is my alt

Joined August 2025
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If smoking so bad then why do the healthy lungs look like unseasoned boiled chicken while the smokers lungs look so delicious and scrumptious (lowkey makes me hungry looking at them) is the EU stupid?
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Anyone else craving chocolate covered grasshoppers at this time of day?
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>takes toadstool water to sleep better >overdoses and experiences ego death and the erasure of everything that exists Cant do anything
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One second im throwing up in the bathroom then the next im whitnessing my birth and the beginning of the universe all the way to my death and seeing god. Had i not thrown up i probably wouldve kicked the bucket. All this for trying to take a decent nap..
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"Dont worry be happy" is like the "whos john galt?" To ljubljana bruh i hear that phrase so often here
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๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธoi...
miris (@numehamiris) profile picturemiris@numehamirisOct 21
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Its getting yellower
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Choose my path
18%become turqouize
15%become blue
45%become ash blonde
22%become dark teal
300 votes โ€ข Final results
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Whats wrong with (im gonna say it) neurotypicals bruh. Got this reaction irl once because someone complimented me when i wasnt expecting it and i felt flustered in that moment so i just said thank you. Sorry for not eating your ass dude im kinda awkward
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For some reason they gave me the public transport card for disabled people and orphans and just now a train conductor asked me if i was either of those things
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Ate every fruit in my brothers appartment #sorry
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Why do people ask me so often about my ancestry. i doupt any of my slovenian farmer ancestors ever met anyone outside the 25km radius of my home town except to maybe organize a peasant uprising
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The meaning of life is like.... whatever you make of it bro..
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I have a friend who pays attention in class instead of drawing naked women in his sketchbook like a normal person
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The rainbow fish shouldve told the other fishes to fuck off and swim away to atlantis
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@90stalgicOct 5
Only real ones remember this fish
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Whenever i stare at something for too long in front of me my desk lamp disappears into thin air. Might wake up soon to my fat wife i hate and remember the salvia i took 5 minutes ago with my junkie neighbor
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๐–นญ peace@cheesecakefdOct 5
"The N word" is so ominous I love how everyone just refers to it as that
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It took me 2 years to make a single friend in highschool and like 15 minutes to make whole a friend group in uni
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Making friends in college is tutorial level compared to high school
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Doing an MRI scan in a few minutes hopefully the spoon i ate this morning wont cause any trouble
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Hey its me jane doe and i prefer my ice.. crushed
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