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World Renound Alcohol Abuser, Ted 2 lover, back porch and your Mom/GF enjoyer. Chronic Dry Beater. Reformed liar. Oiling up.

Joined April 2021
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This is the worst quarterbacked game I’ve ever watched
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This is my favorite post of all time
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You ever just see ass you know you don’t have enough dick for
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You ever just see ass you know you don’t have enough dick for
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This Corgi has more fantasy points than Saquon Barkley
This corgi had them in hell💀
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That girl that’s “just a friend” but you lowkey munch her box when she’s sad
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Hello can I hit or no thanks
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Has anyone made this a meme or gif yet this would be such a good one
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Like ass
Guys that eat ass, what does it taste like?
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No more porn for you dude we have dick and boobs at home.
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Y’all ever have a boner so hard it could be used to carve marble
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Can’t think of a better connection than a QB’s hands and a Center’s balls
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Buddy called a mustache a taco flosser and ive been giggling
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Alcohol always stops my shaking it’s like magic
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I have something to say that not many will like.
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“I have an IUD” yeah those blow up convoys no way you fit one in there
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Fucking faded off this Advil i’m addicted to hard drugs like Advil
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Bro why would they say This it hurts his feelings.
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This probably how she feels when she doesn’t reply for 18 hours 😂 i love her.
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“Big Jerker” Thorton retweeted
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