It's Bonfire Night, pricks. Not Bonfire I'll Let The Effing Things Off Whenever I Feel Like It For The Next Fortnight. 馃が
And, what kind of idiot let's off 拢20+ worth of fireworks in broad daylight on a sunny day? 馃槀
A bit close for comfort 馃槵馃槀
Out for a stroll, to look at the wreaths by the war memorial. And get some bread. Mrs works in a supermarket and we still haven't got bread馃う馃徎
I'll have to sack her if this carries on馃槀
HMS Repulse (1916-1941)
Model by Kyle, medal by my Great Uncle Christie. HMS Repulse Lightweight Boxing Champion 1937.
#LestWeForget
Stop telly people saying 'slightly unique ' or 'a little unique'. It's either effing unique, or it isn't.馃が馃が
And while we're at it the 'most' in 'most senior' isn't doing anything.
Rant over.
You know you're getting old when you've got a night on the lash, and you don't particularly want to go 馃槶 馃槀
It's too cold, pubs ain't what they were, I can't be arsed to iron a shirt, I'll have a two day hangover at least......blah, blah, blah.
Kin retweeted
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Don't bother checking the weather forecast tomorrow, I've somehow agreed to take the crew to a firework display and fair.
It'll be raining and cold. Nailed on.馃槶馃槀
Kin retweeted
"However The Glitter Skate Park, Rolf's Oz Safari and the "Ow's about that then!" roller coaster remain open."
Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams bbc.in/4sXvGIF
