Brett Burmeister

Great performance of our National Anthem Lady Gaga. The dress is a bit much, but I'm glad you didn't wear the meat dress.

Hey @WillFerreI we are watching Zoolander. Is that your real hair? Someone wants to be Mugatu for Halloween. Thanks!

@KyleIboshi yesterday, KGW was advertising a story about Bottle Drop. Do you have a link? I missed it on the news cast. Thanks. @KGWNews

@PortlandPolice today, officers assisted me at NE 82nd and Broadway at about 9am. I want to thank them for the flares and assistance. Any way to figure out their names? Thankyou.

#heydan Please don't make fun of unemployment with your bad jokes. People will loose their homes and children are going hungry because of the negligence in not upgrading the system. It's not funny to make fun of those in need.

Fred Meyer at Hollywood's chip card system just went down in the stories full of people

Snowing at se 7th and morrison #pdxtst

Disappointed that @ctranvancouver disobeys the law. It is illegal to cross a solid line even if you are a bus. Bus 2237 at 4:27pm on November 8.

Wow Utah, you can go suck it.

I'm watching Close Encoutners of the Third Kind at the base of Devil's Tower. – at Wyoming, USA

tonight we lost a good man. my Santa Claus. be well sir. – at Portland, OR

hey @Lowes I came to buy some chimney supplies at Delta Park in Portland. I guess you feel stacking pallets of other items is better than selling items. sadface. I'll head to @HomeDepot – at Portland, OR

Richard e Grant was famous for hudson hawk. #Oscars – at Portland, OR

where is Santa. I'm tired. – at Portland, OR

@AlaskaAir as the primary sponsor for the Timbers, delaying flights on a day like today isn't good for us fans. 905 out of PDX delayed now by 4 hours. help #RCTID – at Portland, OR

maybe don’t use a payment processing service named wildapricot...

8 cops heading north on 7th in SE fast. What's up @pdxalerts @PortlandPolice – at Portland, OR

Hey Timbers fans. If you're at the match tomorrow, I'll be on the Jumbotron delivering the Match Ball. A.C.E.S. 1240ish #RCTID

The hills are alive with the Sound of Music - coming to Keller Auditorium in March. So excited. portland.broadway.com/shows/…

Hey @GayleKing, you just stated on CBS the Rifle used in FL is “expensive.” You are out of touch. Anyone can buy an AR-15 style rifle for around $299 - big5sportinggoods.com/store/…