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|29| I won bar trivia by myself once | He/Him

Virginia, USA
Joined August 2017
College students when they see something that's free:
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LOOK AT CAM WARD
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We have no sales tax, chill backroads, and nice beaches. Don’t sleep on us gang 💯😂.
I’m not sure Delaware deserves to be its own state
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History! #Bucs QB Baker Mayfield today in a win vs. the Falcons: • 0/3 • 0 passing yards • 0 TDs • 0 INTs Tampa Bay is the first NFL team since 1974 to win a game without completing a pass.
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Low beam bulb in car: Changed ✅
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howd i do? #Halloween
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Doctor: “And what pharmacy would you like this prescription sent to?” Me remembering the name and street:
Life once you turn 25:
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Life once you turn 25:
one minute you're young and suddenly you have a favourite pharmacy
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Still amazed by this.
The Hail Melon. 🍉
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i hate cinephile halloween what do you mean youre harry and sally after they both went through breakups and are at harrys new apartment
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Paid the rent 💔.
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Currently watching this show on YouTube.
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Photo of the year.
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The Golden State Valkyries become the fastest major league sports team to win a league championship, winning in only the second year of the franchise’s existence.
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2026 WNBA Champs, Golden State Valkyries 🏆 The @valkyries capture a title in just their second season, becoming the fastest expansion team in league history to win a Championship! #WNBASeason30
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jestermaxxing
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re Berger’s break up Post-It note to Carrie from Sex and the City @tristanespinoz
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The thing about Halloween is it makes everything more fun. I saw a guy getting a speeding ticket and that’s usually not fun but he was dressed like Super Mario
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