when i meet future imma be like wow mr. pluto and then imma pop like 27 percocets in front of him. he’s gonna be so impressed
i remember when a woman told me i was so pretty when i didn’t talk #watdatmean
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Greedy ass nigga lmao
Robert Pattinson has tested for the role of James Bond.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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JAYSON TATUM IN THE 1ST QUARTER:
18 POINTS
4 REBOUNDS
4 ASSISTS
6/11 FGM
3/5 3PM
3/3 FTM
+20 +/-
12 MINUTES
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if a bitch come around me farting 14 times a day she getting blocked and reported to the authorities
all the white people at my job got an attitude today, and the filipino here on a work visa doesn’t quite understand what’s happening so he just keeps yelling “roy cooper!” like he’s about to summon him
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never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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Replying to @HotMoozik
Just one fucking time I'd like to see one of these chucklehead cult members look the interviewer in the eye and say:
"Well, clearly I am mistaken. I did not know that. Thank you for helping me understand the truth."
JUST. ONE. FUCKING. TIME.
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This interview was such a tough listen jesus christ, you can almost see the buffering wheel in real time





























