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honestly life is short so be gay do crime

dead eggs
Joined May 2017
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this really feels like a new chapter for me. i doubted all my life that the world would change to be a place i could personally feel open and accepted and that’s because of all of you. thank you.
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Come see us in moose land tomorrow 🇨🇦 🇨🇦
YouTube stars Dan & Phil will be performing in Vancouver as a part of their #Interactiveintroverts tour on August 12th. Get your tickets while they still remain! bit.ly/2JFYIt2
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Lance at some point, probably. SEASON 7 IN 3 DAYS HOLY CRAP
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My friend Luke didn’t realise until he was an adult that lukewarm was a real temperature, he thought it was just a term his mum used to describe his bath water.
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The best gc ever has been around for a year !!! I’m high key ia because my phone really hates loading dms and I don’t understand kpop but they are just so freaking nice y’all. @deadeggsgc
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✨⭐️ GIVEAWAY!! ⭐️✨ I’m holding a small food-themed giveaway before I close my shop for August!! ▶️ RT this tweet! ▶️ Enter your name + read the info in this form: goo.gl/forms/jvrlKaOwLDoThzH… You don’t need to follow me, but followers will get an bonus sketch! Ends 7/31!
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🍆Professor Howell's Class Syllabus🍆 week 1: intro, restraints & safewords week 2: oral (knowing your limits) week 3: experimentation week 4: preparation & aftercare
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marvel vs dc
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Replying to @readypml
YEAH WE WERE TALKING ABT ICONIC GCS AND I WAS LIKE “wasn’t there one called like bad eggs or smthn” AND THEY SAID”it was dead eggs lmao I remember them” AND POOF YALL ARE BACK TO LIKE
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RT & follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to win this @Loungefly @BoxLunchGifts exclusive R2-D2 Tote Bag!
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Ok but He uses one million which is THE fuckboi fragrance He leaves us on read He doesn’t give us the attention we deserve He’s hot We try to focus on the good things about him and often ignore the iffy things Conclusion: dan is a fuckboy
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lucas retweeted
Free cookies?! I👏Love👏Canada👏
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the cancellation and renewal of b99 was so dramatic and intense like i just went though every single emotional possible in like 36 hours and the underdog ended up winning when all was lost... i want to watch it as a film
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Time to get a vpn so I can watch #Eurovison on my Canadian laptop
when i was like 8 i used to pray every night that i would wake up as a boy but it never happened so then i tried praying for a million dollars but that didn’t happen either so life sucked for 8 year old sam, at least i’m a boy now
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