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Did I make a take that bit me in the ass about Tramell Jones? Yes
Did I say TJ couldn’t run? Yes
Am I mad that I was wrong and now people are dunking on me? Absolutely not
Am I a Gator fan that would rather win and be wrong? Yes
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HEAVENS TO BETSY🤪🤪🤪I’M SO EXCITED FOR THE INVESCO QQQ 📈📈ATLANTA GRIDIRON CLASSIC💵💵💵THERE’S NO BETTER NAME THAN THAT✅✅✅TO BAD WE WON’T SEE PAT MCAFEE SHIRTLESS🔥🔥🔥 ESPN SAID HELL NAH✌️✌️✌️SOMEONE POUR ME UP A DOUBLE SHOT OF WHISKEY🥃🥃🥃
Prof. Todd “Brad White” Grantham retweeted
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
While we’re caught up in the #FLAGA name controversy. Here’s a list of acceptable names:
1. World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party
Gap
2. Florida-Georgia
3. Georgia-Florida
Gap
4. War for the Oar (commonly forgotten)
War for the Oar erasure is becoming a problem.
Apparently people are confused about grit factor. It is an advanced metric that I’ve developed; I promise it’s accurate and unbiased. It measures how much a team is willing to sacrifice to win an individual game.
Position group rankings for the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party
QB: Georgia
RB: Florida
WR: Florida
TE: Georgia
O-Line: Georgia
D-Line: Georgia
LB: Georgia
DB: Georgia
Grit factor: Florida
Winner: Florida
This is unbiased obviously and not open for debate. #THWG
Prof. Todd “Brad White” Grantham retweeted
Talking to a Brewers fan this morning. It was cool to learn they have Culver’s up there too. A little taste of Tampa up in Wisconsin. Nice to know Tampa restaurants are branching out to lesser areas.
Position group rankings for the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party
QB: Georgia
RB: Florida
WR: Florida
TE: Georgia
O-Line: Georgia
D-Line: Georgia
LB: Georgia
DB: Georgia
Grit factor: Florida
Winner: Florida
This is unbiased obviously and not open for debate. #THWG
The CIA needs to worry about more important things. Not a chance the Florida-Georgia game is called anything but The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party.
Prof. Todd “Brad White” Grantham retweeted
I’m proud of my work vs UGA in this reel but listen up Gator linebackers, that’s old tape!! Saturday is your chance to give us some NEW memories. Make the fuckin tackle so they feel it and give ’em a reason to update this highlight video. 🐊 #GoGators
I wish I didn’t have to be an SEC homer, but there’s too many knuckleheads in the sport whining about the SEC.
Grow a pair and be honest with yourself. Stop whining. SEC is clearly the best conference in the country.
To Hell With Georgia #THWG
With The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party on Saturday. This would be like letting kids onto the court at halftime to do a cute little scrimmage. #GatorBait
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Teams that people think are national championship contenders (or even a top team) this year that clearly aren’t:
- BYU🐯 (easily)
- Indiana🔴 (don’t care that they’re “defending champs”)
- UCLA 🐻(let’s be realistic)
- Kentucky 🐈 (it’s a matter of time)
- BIG 12 (bookmark it)
It’s why they call me The Professor.