@3rd_String

AΦA. Fall 2k10. I tell dad jokes.

 Dallas, TX
Joined December 2010
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I know I’m big on grammar and every day I see something on FB that tells me I need to never be on there cause they don’t give af about grammar. I thought using “no” instead of “know” or using “are” instead of “our” was bad But today I saw “gel” instead of “jail”
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Toronto's Kawhi Leonard is expected to miss a period of weeks due to swelling in his left knee, sources tell ESPN. MRI on Leonard's knee showed no structural damage, but sides will use the shorter term to ramp him back up after the stoppages during the offseason.
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@omgsidewalks18h
We honestly DO NOT talk enough about how God will give you a completely ordinary day. No emergencies, no devastating phone calls, no chaos. Just peace. That alone is a blessing.
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Which is why I only bet on football 1 season back in 2013. And never again. The packers already stress me out the most. No need for other teams/players to do it as well
.@notdawitch13h
soon as fanduel see me place a bet, i know they be texting the players " don’t do none of this shit " 🫩
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Said tweet was at 1.5 likes when I went to sleep. It was at 14k when I woke up. Thank god I muted it lol
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😂😂😂😂😂
Headquarters
@HQNewsNow16h
Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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Really wish I booked that trip home this weekend
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Having a tweet go “viral” annoying. Idk how ppl do it that have viral tweets often. My phone aint stopped buzzing this past hr lol
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MLB
@MLB14h
MLB HISTORY 😳 The @Brewers are the first team ever to have 7 consecutive batters get a hit in a Postseason game! h/t @OptaSTATS
Jackson Chourio wears a navy Milwaukee Brewers uniform with yellow lettering during World Series Game 3.

ALT Jackson Chourio wears a navy Milwaukee Brewers uniform with yellow lettering during World Series Game 3.

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Called offensive foul
𝑱𝑱 𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒎𝒖𝒔𝒆 ✪@RedickGotNext14h
Explain to me like I’m 4 how this isn’t a foul on golden state
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Not even called a foul
JB🫡
@jbj23__14h
To not even review this foul is WILD 😵‍💫🤮
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Y’all my bf got his teeth done look what my granny texted him 😭😭😭😭
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Heat fall to 0-4 on the season after losing to Mavs 👀 Full breakdown from tonight's loss: bleacherreport.com/articles/…
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Bam Adebayo does NOT want the ball in the 4Q Giannis is being forced to take on the entire Mavs defense...
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Kevín
@KevOnStage14h
If you gone let them play Angel that physically you gotta let her be physical as well.
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SHIT
Milwaukee Brewers
@Brewers14h
ALL 8 FIFTH-INNING RUNS IN ONE VIDEO
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That’s body!!!!
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I need jordin canada to be aggressive this quarter
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Lets go Rhyne
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If you don't yell, "40 DOLLARS!" everytime something costs $40, we can't be friends 😅
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Daily Loud
@DailyLoudOct 26
Man goes viral after EMS came to his aid.
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