地震標語：地震とは　いつでも　どこでも　突然に 地震学版マーフィーの法則 大騒ぎしている場所でも起きる。 しかし、その前に誰も注目していない場所で起きる

😂 Impromptu Joke [Dracula] Dracula A: "I've developed a blood allergy. The allergens are Type A and Type O." Dracula B: "Oh no! Those are the blood types that make up most of humanity!" Dracula A: "Type B is a tough one, isn't it? It's impossible. I can't drink Type AB because it has Type A mixed in." Dracula B: "That's a death sentence! It's worse than garlic or morning sunlight!" Dracula A: "Actually, it's fine. Tomato juice. It looks just like blood." Dracula B: "Don't be so carefree! Our Dracula identity is gone!" Dracula A: "It doesn't cause allergies, and it's good for your health. You should get some lycopene, too." Dracula B: "Is it really an allergy? You should get a comprehensive health checkup." Dracula A: "But that's for humans, isn't it?" Dracula B: "Just go get checked out anyway. Your species doesn't matter." Dracula A: "That means if we team up, we can monetize it! That's great! We can buy lots of tomato juice!"

Improvised Joke [Dawn] Dawn is breaking. It's still dim. Here and there, traces of the night remain. One night, two nights, three nights, and many nights. Three or more is "many" in my book. And the patterns of the night are a sight I see every morning. I wonder where those patterns visible at night come from? Do little pigs bring them? Why little pigs, you ask? I don't know either. Because it's just something that popped into my head.

日本向け 今日千島列島を震源とする、誤報である緊急地震警報が発令され14時から気象庁の会見があったが、何一つ原因がわからないという回答。精査するとバグがあったということだけ。サイバー攻撃についてもまた聞きでわからない。しかも上から目線で威張った会見。日本各地にミサイルが発射され各地に落下しますと同じ程度の誤報でこの内容かよ？原因解明後の記者会見もするのかしないのかも明言していない。もう緊急地震速報は信じない、こんな気象庁の態度だもんな youtube.com/watch?v=JQweG8cr…

😂 Impromptu Joke [Entrepreneurship] "Hey, you used to brag about running a company, right?" "But you haven't actually started one yet. When are you going to?" "Oh, that? The company went bankrupt before I even started it." "What do you mean, it went bankrupt before you even started it?"

😂 Impromptu Joke [Marriage Proposal] There's a woman I want to marry. When I asked her to go on a three-day trip abroad with me, she said yes. I was so happy. Then, on the first day of the trip, I proposed to her. And she turned me down. The rest of the three-day trip was really awkward. Note: Save the marriage proposal for the last day of the trip.

😂 Impromptu Joke [Phoenix] There was a conversation like this in the world of birds. “I haven’t seen Phoenix around lately. I wonder what happened to him?” “It’s just a rumor, but... apparently he died of an illness.”

😂 Impromptu Joke [Conversation] My wife scolded me. "You never think about the consequences of your actions. You need to be a little smarter!" Just then, my 4-year-old daughter came to my defense. "Mom, that's a bit harsh. But Dad, you should try to be smarter, too."

😂 Impromptu Joke [Fax Machine] "Oh! So this is an actual fax machine still in use in Japan? It's the first time I've seen one. Until now, I'd only ever seen them in museums." ～Various locations throughout Japan. Free admission. Features exhibits still in active use.～

日本向け 帰化問題で炎上したデポちゃん。今度は車中泊でふざけてる。熊本地震で被災しずっと車中泊したみなさんがいらっしゃった。燃料切れでエアコンも使えない方もいらっしゃった。そんな事が浮かんできて、車中泊を茶化しているデポちゃんに腹がたった youtube.com/watch?v=Amd-VXCA…

😂 Let's have a laugh [Surgery Edition] Anaesthetist: Right, I'm going to put you under now. Eh? It's not working at all, is it? That's odd. Is the anaesthetic not coming through? …Hold on, could you lend me that mask? I'll have a go. Staff: Anaesthetist, wake up! What on earth are you doing, falling asleep yourself?! Surgeon: He'll wake up in 30 minutes. It's fine.

😂 Impromptu Joke [Math Test] Q: Write a number greater than 100,000. A:That's dust in the room.

My salary is low, and the benefits are terrible." "Leave it to us. We have plenty of job openings." "However, if the company changes ownership, your salary could drop, and your benefits might be cut even further. What will you do?" ～[The Worst Kind of] Recruitment Agency Working! — We help you escape from reality.～

😂 Impromptu Joke [Popular Guy] "You're popular. In a slightly weird way." "What do you mean, 'in a weird way'?" "You know what I mean." With just those words, he walked away.

😂 Impromptu Joke [Dracula] Dracula A: "Are you okay? Pull yourself together!" Dracula B: "I'm about to die." Dracula A: "What happened? Tell me!" Dracula B: "A mosquito 🦟 bit me and drained my blood." Dracula A: "Oh my God!" Dracula B: "You better watch out for mosquitoes 🦟, too." Dracula A: "Pull yourself together! I'll call a doctor right now." Dracula B: "I won't live much longer. You better watch out for mosquitoes 🦟, too." And so he passed away.💀🦟

😂 Impromptu Joke [A Major Incident] I was watching a video. Then I felt the urge to pee. But the video was so interesting that I held it in and kept watching. And then it happened! I couldn't hold it anymore! I carefully made my way to the bathroom. But on the way, I wet my underwear. I hadn't calculated the distance from my room to the bathroom. And then a major incident occurred! Relieved to have finally reached the bathroom, I ended up peeing all over myself! In the end, I did the laundry while crying.

Liepedia [The Original] The original "Texting while walking" was Japan’s Ninomiya Kinjiro (1787–1856).

😂 Impromptu Joke [Potential Husband] I have a boyfriend. I'm thinking about getting married. I called him while he was working hard. "Hello? What time can you come over to my place tonight?" I wanted him to have a warm meal, so I made a homemade dinner just in time for his arrival. Guess what happened next? I absolutely hate that guy. I'm breaking up with him.

😂 Impromptu Joke [News Script] I have some unfortunate news. It's now October 1, and September has come to an end. Furthermore, October 1 will soon arrive in various parts of the world as well.

日本向け：Youtubeを観ていると農家のYoutubeが目立つ。いいんだけどさ、私は設計。研究技術者なんだけど、私が技術者になった理由とか奮闘記とかさ、農業を覗く分野でアピールしてるの観たこと無いんだよね。なんで農業ばかり自己アピールするんだろう？理解できない