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Are you nearing 35? Well past 40? Well, you're 40ish -- and the best days of your life are just about to take off...

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Joined May 2017
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These kind of scouting reports are going to become the norm for Blue Jays players on away broadcasts
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do magicians and hypnotists hate each other
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well you know what they say: once the mustard’s empty, summer is over
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ive been double vaxxed for almost a decade (I have two vacuums)
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crazy how love isn’t in any ingredients
golfers should have to yell beFORE before yelling FORE
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This is the greatest Twitter thread ever
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A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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cant throw this half can of soda out yet let’s leave it in the fridge for 7 months
if you’re stuck in a convo at the gym and don’t know what to say, try saying “have you heard of kneesovertoes guy?” for an instant conversation boost
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the vagina is the original 3D printer
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just say “it’s an umbrella term” when you don’t understand
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love texting people: “I just wanted to say”
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baseball is the best
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i wouldn’t say I “watch real housewives” but I know Beverly hills is the best one
i wouldn’t say I “watch the real housewives show” but I definitely know all the dramz and names and rumors and shit
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They do move in herds
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just call it Littaly instead of little Italy
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Got a CV today and the guy literally listed one of his skills as ‘googling’ We’re interviewing him
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