Kryssie Paris

Trapping flies in windows>>

Trey want to go to @DisneyOnIce ? “ Actually mama I just want to go on a @DisneyCruise “

Just when I thought Trey was Joey he used Siri to text his iPad contacts to invite them to “a birthday party at our house but it’s not for anyone. Come Now I’m bored. Bring some thing and get nerf guns.”

When Roy’s your grandfather- What’s your name “Trey Paris” middle name? “Money, trey money”

“Mama this is serious but if you want to come in my room I’m selling beers. If you see someone with a white and black shirt on that’s the bartender” 🥴

“Good job brah” Trey Paris (4) talking to video game.

Twinkle twinkle little star how .. “mama I hate that song” ⭐️

Just can’t fathom political stickers on a car. “Ridin w Biden” “let’s go brandon” 🤮🤮🤮

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“Mama you know that game you have draftkings, what do you do in the game?”

Does this singer not shave her pits? Rush to Twitter to confirm hairy armpit tweets.

Scottie Rory and Kansas State really took the wind out of my betting sails last weekend. I think I’m finally ready to log back in @DKSportsbook

Watching golf channel and downloading draft kings. Probably time to go back to work.

Vacuuming around Mack’s high chair Trey yelling “no mama that’s Mack’s snack”

15 months, knows how to take a hit @barstoolsports

Will never understand wanting to be on the flight sooner. I want to be THE very last person. Sit down & take off. Again what am I missing?

If a flight sold the amount of tickets equal to amount of seats on the plane it would never be overbooked ? What am I missing @AmericanAir

Trey when I come back pick a movie for us. “Mom can we watch the real TED movie?”

Should we watch a grown up Christmas movie? “No that’s boring.” And they might have swears. “Like fuckin? Do you think they really say fuckin?” 😑