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PSA: Reese's Pumpkins Have Been Discovered To Contain Dangerous Poison So Please Give Them All To Dad For Safekeeping
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Utah Jazz star Jaren Jackson Jr. has sustained a torn MCL in his right knee and will be sidelined for 6-to-8 weeks, sources tell me and @BannedMacMahon. Jackson will not require surgery.
What about his candle budget?
Paul Pierce is reportedly “drowning financially” with the following monthly bills, per @TMZ
- $28,000 child support
- $20,000 spousal support
- $8,000 childcare
- $7,000 eating out
- $5,000 groceries
- $3,500 entertainment
- $3,200 utilities
- $1,000 clothes
Pierce says he only has $300k left in the bank despite making $200 million playing in the NBA
(tmz.com/2026/10/27/paul-pier…)
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It was also a shocker about how much Paul hates sand because it's rough and gets everywhere.
See, Pat McAfee warned us about the U.
Serial killer Ted Bundy is linked to another Utah teenager's 1974 murder through new DNA testing, prosecutor says. apnews.com/article/ted-bundy…
Wow, this line in the trailer got me. Boy, Paul really went off the deep end.
"I killed them. I killed them all. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them!"
Do not fear the end. Dune: Part Three only in theaters and IMAX December 18. Tickets on sale now around the world. fandan.co/DunePartThree #DuneMovie #FilmedForIMAX
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If a movie so much as shows a person in uniform in a positive light the far left will call it propaganda and if a movie so much as puts a minority in a lead role the right will call it woke. Meanwhile, 90% of us just want good movies.
Whoever invents the phone app that can do this will earn millions
One of the most popular questions I've gotten about the Duo is if we can finally snap the phone shut to end a call... stick around to the end to see!
@Apple
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Stoppable force meets movable object
I don't think people fully appreciate the historical level of ineptitude we're about to witness in Logan on Saturday.
Utah State currently ranks dead last nationally in scoring offense, averaging just 14.9 points per game. Colorado State ranks dead last in scoring defense, allowing 44.0 points per game.
Naturally, I was curious how often we've seen something like this happen.
Looking back over the last 30 seasons, I found three matchups between teams that finished the year with the nation's worst scoring offense and worst scoring defense.
2004: Washington (worst offense) beat San José State (worst defense), 21–6.
2007: FIU (worst offense) beat North Texas (worst defense), 38–19.
2019: UMass (worst defense) beat Akron (worst offense), 37–29.
So, in these three games, the nation's worst offense actually went 2–1 against the nation's worst defense.
This should be a fascinating display of terrible football.
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hey @pants turns out my wife and i unknowingly bought the 365 days of pants for each other for christmas. how about that for true love.
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Hi @utahjazz I could sneak two snakes in to the @deltacenter, because I only have two. 🐍🐍
I’m willing to bring my snake to meet the team and help them get over their fears. He’s a very sweet boy! I find once people meet one and learn more about them, the fear goes down.
Apparently the dad lives nearby and they went to stay with him after this.
As a Gen X kid I’m wondering what the big deal is.
Bodycam footage shows Florida deputies arresting a mother at an airport after authorities say she left her four children, ages 9, 11, 12 and 14, home alone while traveling to Las Vegas for work.
Irene Miller, 50, was taken into custody Friday as she stepped off a plane. Two days earlier, one of her children had called 911 after a dumbbell fell on her 9-year-old brother's head.
When deputies arrived at the family's Kissimmee home, they found the children without adult supervision and had the injured boy taken to a hospital, where he was treated and released. Miller now faces four counts of child neglect.
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Wade Phillips on the Eagles defense:
"There's only two plays that they can't stop. That's the run and the pass."
