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Capital Defense investigator 🕵🏻‍♂️

Portland, OR
Joined April 2011
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What the fuck is going on in the US?
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JD Vance still hasn’t said shit about Dolly. Fake ass Appalachian working class Peter Theil bitch boy baby
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What if we gave Christopher Nolan $3.3 billion instead of Israel
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What time is the fake assassination attempt on July 4?
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“Far left” and just a mfer talking about free buses.
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I don’t give a fuck that Trump went to the hospital. Call me when he goes to the morgue.
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Dougie Trees retweeted
Replying to @jvcx213
You don't need a tin foil hat for this. This isn't conspiracy theory territory. It's just true that we live under constant government and corporate surveillance.
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BREAKING: Traders placed a series of bets worth $430 million on a drop in crude prices just 15 minutes before U.S. President Donald Trump ​said he would extend a ceasefire with Iran. It is the third ‌time this month, and the fourth in total, that large, well-timed directional bets on the oil price have been made shortly before major announcements on the Iran war. The traders gained millions. Unusual.
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UNREAL: 🇺🇸 The Trump insider is already up $1,000,000 on his oil short. 10 trades became 11. 10 wins became 11. 100% win rate. Unchanged. This is not a coincidence anymore. This is a pattern that cannot be explained by skill alone. Someone in a very important room keeps picking up the phone. And nobody is stopping them.
BREAKING: 🇺🇸Trump's insider just opened another $17M oil short. Right before U.S.-Iran negotiations. 10 trades. 10 wins. 100% win rate. This is not luck. This is not skill. Someone in a very important room picked up a phone. THE GAME IS RIGGED!
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“Gay Liberal Halftime Show” and its just Bad Bunny singing surround by the baddest women on earth throwing ass lmfao
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Not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is?
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No bro you’re right the government is definitely looking out for you. The secret police force that doesn’t identify themselves and wears masks has our best interests at heart. Yeah dude the reason your life sucks is because of immigrants. ICE killing nurses is making you safer
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Federal agents in Minneapolis wrestled Alex Pretti to the ground and secured the handgun he was carrying moments before shooting him multiple times, according to a Washington Post analysis of video footage. Read more: wapo.st/4qGOx8M
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Dougie Trees retweeted
men who aren’t trash don’t give a shit if you call men trash
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No Kings across America 🐸 👑 🇺🇸
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Wisdom from Shahid King Bolsen
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Nobody cares. Just yelling about us.
Others have pointed it out, but Disney/ESPN has literally *nothing* to do with RedZone having ads. It's a bit amazing to see so many prominent accounts pinning this on ESPN, when its deal for NFL Media 1) is months from being approved and 2) does not grant it control of RedZone.
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I thought “gooning” meant eating the entire bag of crab rangoons from the Chinese restaurant. You guys are sick.
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If you're not a US citizen, I would highly recommend that you do not come here right now. Do not visit. Cancel your travel plans entirely. Don't spend your money here. The leader of our country hates you. I sincerely apologize.
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Dougie Trees retweeted
Replying to @StephenSeanFord
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