maggie🍙 (@730statlander) header
maggie🍙 (@730statlander) profile picture

pro wrestling girlblogger | i’m not michael jackson

she/her 21
Joined June 2020
Photo by maggie🍙 (@730statlander)Photo by maggie🍙 (@730statlander)Photo by maggie🍙 (@730statlander)Photo by maggie🍙 (@730statlander)Photo by maggie🍙 (@730statlander)Photo by maggie🍙 (@730statlander)Photo by maggie🍙 (@730statlander)Photo by maggie🍙 (@730statlander)Photo by maggie🍙 (@730statlander)
23 and finally entering my recurring weekend nightlife subplot. Everyone else got this experience at 16 but i was busy keeping my twitter persona alive. Also I’ve heard late bloomers are the new it girls anyway and frankly the evidence is mounting
24
304
78
5,089
90,894
maggie🍙 retweeted
who else is crying
3
633
20
7,260
38,782
maggie🍙 retweeted
era arichella, ella estaba vestida de mi color favorito, cantando mi canción favorita de sweetener mientras lloraba y de fondo estaban wall-e y eva en la luna… no lo entenderías…. 🚬
21
662
30
4,551
55,076
maggie🍙 retweeted
I am more of an @AEW man.
ruben gallego when he sees glenn jacobs on the senate floor
327
1,265
111
12,900
246,368
Therapist: woke clavicular isnt real, he can’t hurt you Woke Clavicular:
look at my lawyer dawg im going to jail
9
213
5
3,305
32,348
maggie🍙 retweeted
The vibe
4
235
5
2,529
26,112
First person in my bloodline to witness a Blexas Death Match. Match can’t end until someone converts to Islam or transitions into a woman.
7
154
4
1,543
15,945
How is Full Gear next week bruh
5
228
3
2,901
28,054
maggie🍙 retweeted
well
🚨VIEWER WARNING🚨  Meet Alyssa Edwards: James Talarico’s favorite sick and twisted drag queen.
377
7
4,284
65,534
maggie🍙 retweeted
WOAH Google that was fast!!!!
83
4,303
40
85,174
1,109,487
maggie🍙 retweeted
Mamdani is like your first legitimately nice boyfriend, and made the rest of your friend group say “maybe I don’t have to date losers anymore either”.
80
7,860
126
99,694
722,005
maggie🍙 retweeted
3
482
1
7,046
44,060
The people in Arkansas are worth fighting for. Believe in Arkansas.
108
150
28
1,947
31,564
maggie🍙 retweeted
📍Arkansas #Midterms26
28
287
13
1,632
14,697
maggie🍙 retweeted
Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greggory Hull. (via NBC) She becomes the first Native American woman to be elected governor in U.S. history.
1,058
45,772
3,876
301,112
6,137,856
maggie🍙 retweeted
The house and senate today:
25
1,117
24
6,338
172,817
maggie🍙 retweeted
“I'm trying to figure out how we get them to RuPaul’s Drag RACE to the polls”
3
174
1
2,652
28,346
maggie🍙 retweeted
Lana del Rey moving to Louisiana and making it blue wass her mission and she succeeded 💙
Louisiana Early Voting Swings From 🔴 R+84,140 in 2024 to 🔵 D+15,981 in 2026
27
868
43
21,449
797,846
Me every day: “God I hate this weak ass party, they never do shit right.” Me on Election Day:
24
3,313
56
31,641
521,556