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DITS VII Commish...Interests: finance, writing, Comedy/sketch, financial fraud, pretending to not enjoy Steely Dan Kadarius Toney = #1 YOLO dynasty asset

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2020
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2023 startup 14 tm 2 copies Roster 60 Bestball Start 24 2 QB 4 RB 6 WR 4 TE 2 SUPERFLEX 6 FLEX 10 round rookie/devy draft Max 70 devys 2nd devy copy available in rookie year Startup auction - before NFL draft (140 2023 rookie/devy draft picks included - draft after NFL draft)
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Some of the best poorly translated player names from the ADP tool this morning - bulletproofff.com/adp.html Appears to be taking player names and putting them through Google translate to get an English word! Here are some of my favorites
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Sesame Seeds Robinson Old Tagovailoa Austin Thank You Cooper Deal Nope Harris Jerry Thursday Dallas Goods Tyler All Eagles (Allgeier) Intertwine Hyatt David Come On (Njoku) Cole Pawn (Kmet) Israel They Don't. (Abanikanda) Go Ahead Woods (Jelani) Young Johnson (Juwan)
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Cade Otto Come On Perineum (Samaje) Isaiah Player (Spiller) Pronoun White (Zamir) Sam The Door (LaPorta) Raheem Mustard (Mostert) Bailey Zaps Book I Got It (???) The Cow Williams (Kyren) Years Hall (Jaren) Albert My Words (Okwuegbunam) KJ Hams
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Assuming length of each side is 1 unit, area of square = 1 If yellow region were a complete quarter circle, its area would = π/4...and in this case the non yellow region area would = (1-π/4) So yellow area = 1 -2*(1-π/4) or roughly 0.57
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When I was a kid we'd play tackle football when it snowed (soft landing). Was D Henrying ppl out there
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Shout out to my nigga Geno i make movie Quentin Tarantino Balling harder than any nigga we know this a throwback Dan Marino cc @GenoSmith3
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With two massive games, Quentin Johnston made up for his slow start to the season🔥 Over the last two weeks: ▫️ 386 Receiving Yards ▫️ 64.9% Rec Yards Market Share ▫️ 5.29 Rec Yards per Team Pass Att. His season averages are now very close to his 2021 numbers👇 #TCU #NFLDraft
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I cannot complete mandatory corporate training without playing house music in the background
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11-year NBA veteran Nate Robinson – a three-time Slam Dunk Contest champion – announces he is battling renal kidney failure and is undergoing treatment. 🙏🏽
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What’s happening this morning in Houston should send chills down the spines of every person in this country. Police in uniform packing government hearing to intimidate witnesses, advocates against police violence, and legislators voting on expanding the police budget.
If this isn't bullying I don't know what is. Every inch of the corridors & the commissioners court room is lined up with LEOs. Easily a 100+ cops in here. Deputy in charge is intentionally packing the room w/uniforms and telling the non-uni officers to stay out of the room.
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⚠️We are headed for a bad flu season. Cases are surging MUCH EARLIER than last year. This winter will be a double whammy of both #flu & #COVID & and likely RSV too. Did you get your flu shot yet? This year’s shot is a good match for the strain too. #GetVaccinated 🙏
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alright pre-MNF chart dump coming your way. receiving takeaways for week 5: 📈⬇️📉
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We spoke to Blue Jays fans immediately after the collapse and here's what they had to say. Soul crushing defeat in Toronto.
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A couple of days ago someone linked to me this post on Reddit about a "new" website that calculates values using trades that happened. reddit.com/r/DynastyFF/comme… xitter.gq/fantasycalc1/status/15… Here is a 🧵 Thread with some thought and plots about it comparing to KTC 👇 1/11
Introducing computer generated fantasy football trade values! Trade values and rankings calculated from 300k real trades #FantasyFootball fantasycalc.com
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bit of a delay but here are your biggest receiving storylines from week 4 in 30 charts or less: 📈⬇️📉
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Most telling thing I learned from this crazy Seahawks win 48-45 despite their defense in Detroit? Geno Smith’s standout player has made Russell Wilson SO past tense for these players and coaches. ⁦@thenewstribune⁩
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WR Fantasy Usage & Efficiency Weeks 1 - 4 TNF Trade for Ja'Marr Chase if fantasy managers are worried! Even after multiple disappointing games, Chase is still the WR5 in Usage/Expected Points (15.8). Regression is coming. Also, Garrett Wilson... Currently WR1 in xFP👀
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Lamar Jackson has accounted for 85.4% of the Ravens total yards this season (via passing and rushing), leading the NFL. When Jackson was MVP in 2019 that number was 65.1%
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