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666 Sulfur St, Hell 8th C
Joined November 2023
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oh yeaaa YEAAA thats the good shit *he bites his lip dramatically and does a shitty jokey groan noise
* She rolls her eyes , still playfully though You’re also reeaaaally good at throwing people and picking out drinks . Is that good enough ?
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yeaaa yeaaa i know i am, shower me in your praise i FUCKIN LOVE IT!
Yeah , of course , how could I be so foolish , you’re a real sweetheart Damien ! The sweetest there ever was . . ! * she’s being playfully sarcastic , she’s met lemons sweeter on first impression . Though all jokes aside , that is true soooometimes . .
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maaann i dunno man, i try not to assume anything about anybody ya know cuz im such a good person n all *he comments like an asshole*
* She bumps him in return with her shoulder , a soft laugh escaping her I literally like , throw people in the air and tumble at practice for 2 hours straight , you think a little running would’ve really gotten me thaaaat easily ?
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*the two of them are outside the mall at this point, and he begins to catch up with her* NO IT WAS FUCKIN NOT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DYIN BACK THERE! *he says, bumping her with his shoulder*
* This time she’s the one turning around to taunt him while he chases after her . She’s got a mischievous grin on her face that is anything but angelic . Ohhh c’mooooon , that was like totally sooo obvious even coming from me ! Snooze you loose !
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*he stops dead in his tracks. his face goes beyond its normal redness, and hes not only filled with more of his own ego, but a new fondness for these compliments.* *as she passes him, he growls* HEY!!! *he goes from grumpy to giggly as he begins to chase after her again*
Yeah , you’re right . . I’m just a fragile little angel who could never keep up with an agile demon like you . . * She keeps her hands on her knees for a moment before she stands back up fully, and starts running again . HA .
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*he skids to a stop and turns to her* because im a demon? and also fighting something at least once everyday is one of the best workout routines you could possibly have.
FALSE ADVERTISING OR SOMETHING PROBABLY ! * She stops for a second to take a breather , her hands on her knees . WHY ARE YOU SO FAST ANYWAYS ?
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THAT CRAP WAS NNNOT DECAF, THEY HAD THAT CRAZY FUCKIN ENERGIZER TEA WITH TWICE THE VITAMINS AND TRIPLE THE CAFF NOW COME ON FOREST, RUN!! RUN WITH YOUR FUCKED UP LEGS!!
THE TEA IS PROBABLY DECAF OR SOMETHING I DUNNO , DON’T YOU BOO HOO ME .
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TEAS GOT CAFFIENE IN IT DUMBY YOU SHOULD BE FUCKIN SONIC RIGHT NOW! OH BOOHOOO DOES THE FRAGILE LADY NEED HELP WITH HER LEGS?
* She has her moments where she’s suuuper competitive , and he just flipped that switch . OH WHATEVER , I JUST LIKE — DRANK TOO MUCH TEA OR SOMETHING. MY LEGS ARE SORE FROM THAT LANDING , YEAH . * She’s still running , gaining speed but not quite caught up just yet .
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*he laughs at how she has to catch up with him *he spins around to look at her while still moving * CMON CHEERLEADER, WHERES THAT LEG STRENGTH? HAHAAA *he turns back around and starts running faster*
* She blinks . Eyes widen a bit . She takes off after him . DAAAAAMIEN ! ! WAIT UP —
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Sweet! Lets head out before the cops realize that guys probably dead! *he begins jogging for the exit
* She’s fond of the high self confidence I thiiiiiiiink I’ve gotten everything I need ! If you’re all good , we can head outta here
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Yeaaa, i know im not! *he says self approvingly* so what now dollface? you wanna steal some more shit or head outta here?
. . You’re right ! May HAS passed ! As well as June 1st . . I should totally get a calendar ! * she’s laughing nervously , following with a slow sip and throat clearing at his words , she’s avoiding eye contact You too- ! I mean , you’re not too bad yourself y’know . .
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*he laughs at the blunder, but in an indearing way* yea? yea definitely not may since that month already passed ya goof! *he giggles some more* Youre real cute when youre in the zone AND wjen youre nervous, ya know that toots?
Awesome , Sounds like a date ! * She sips her tea before choking on it slightly . I mean like — anytime sounds like a good day, like a date — y’know like June 1st or May 23rd . . * She’s just rambling at this point
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DAMN RIGHT WE ARE!! we should do this more often!!
Yeah you’re probably right ! * She takes the drink and shrugs You and I don’t make too bad of a team , that’s like two successful plans in one day !
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Yeaaa he'll be fine! *he grabs some food and hops back to the other side of the counter he hands her the drink* and even if hes not, we got nothin to worry about!
Yeah actually ! Thanks ! * She peers over the counter You think he’ll be good orrrrr ?
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cookies n crows nest? *he questions SEEMINGLY judgmentally* IM IN!!!!'
YOU CAN LIVE IN THE CROW’S NEST TOO!
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You want me to join yer crew? hmmmm.... whats in it for me?
WANNA JOIN OUR CREW? WE NEED A BUTT KICKER
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AW HELL YEAAAA!!! IM GONNA TAKE YEE LANDLUBBERS SHIP MOTHER FUCKIN DOWN!!!
WE’RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE! LET THE WIND IN OUR SAILS BE OUR GUIDE!
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oh yea sure! *he says kindly as he looks at the menu* you like sweet tea?
* she blinks , mouth slightly open Huh . . Well . . . Can you grab me something with a lot of sugar behind the counter while you’re back there —
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* he stands up behind the cashier and grips both sides of his head with the strength of god* NECK. SNAP!!!! *he yells as he. snaps the guys neck. this is a tf2 reference btw💥💥💥*
* She’s gotta try her best not to look at Damien and blow the whole plan , so she starts also looking for the non existent bug with the cashier , going on about how big and brave he was
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