yeaaa yeaaa i know i am, shower me in your praise i FUCKIN LOVE IT!
maaann i dunno man, i try not to assume anything about anybody
ya know cuz im such a good person n all *he comments like an asshole*
*the two of them are outside the mall at this point, and he begins to catch up with her* NO IT WAS FUCKIN NOT I THOUGHT YOU WERE DYIN BACK THERE! *he says, bumping her with his shoulder*
*he stops dead in his tracks. his face goes beyond its normal redness, and hes not only filled with more of his own ego, but a new fondness for these compliments.*
*as she passes him, he growls* HEY!!!
*he goes from grumpy to giggly as he begins to chase after her again*
*he skids to a stop and turns to her*
because im a demon? and also fighting something at least once everyday is one of the best workout routines you could possibly have.
TEAS GOT CAFFIENE IN IT DUMBY YOU SHOULD BE FUCKIN SONIC RIGHT NOW!
OH BOOHOOO DOES THE FRAGILE LADY NEED HELP WITH HER LEGS?
Yeaaa, i know im not! *he says self approvingly* so what now dollface? you wanna steal some more shit or head outta here?
*he laughs at the blunder, but in an indearing way*
yea? yea definitely not may since that month already passed ya goof!
*he giggles some more* Youre real cute when youre in the zone AND wjen youre nervous, ya know that toots?
* he stands up behind the cashier and grips both sides of his head with the strength of god*
NECK. SNAP!!!!
*he yells as he.
snaps the guys neck.
this is a tf2 reference btw💥💥💥*



